I haven't been on in so long

I'm a failure in life!And so ashamed you wouldn't even believe it!
And Gabi,I absolutely HATE it when people call Edward Rob and Rob Edward! They are NOT the same! I can't talk about that too much though or I start ranting.A lot.
What would you do to kiss Edward?
Well if I can't say anything than here are a couple ideas that popped in to mind, all encompassed under the "anything umbrella".
1.Uum, licking poison ivy.Edward would make it feel sooo much better!
2.Sleeping with a skunk. Edward would only smell the scent of my blood, right?i hope...
3.OK, let me just get this straight!I'd
kill to get a kiss from Edward, literally!If you gave me a name I'd hunt them down,get it done painlessly, then go wait for my reward!Aaah, kisses from Edward...*swooooon*
That's not too healthy for me to think about...*dies*