EDC, Inc.: Emmett's Demolition Crew ~ Team Emmett #3

[ilovetwilight]

What do they mean fighting over you, sharing you, and passing you around for “demolitions”?

I DO NOT SHARE!

*trembly voice coming from behind plant* couldn't you always learn?

*whispers to crew* where are those sledge hammers?

[cullensallovamybinda]

rose. I. Love you like a sister but to protect my crew I will bring out my mini hammers of doom and I will fall in jake and lean whom would love to dome a favour and hurt you I am not afraid of vapms I have a super power

[The Real Emmett Cullen]

I know Rose. You know I love you and only you.

Honest, this is just a little fooling around. Wait, don’t give me that look, that’s not what I meant. I meant we’re just playing around. That still didn’t come out right.

*smiles most charming, innocent, dimpled smile* *Points at monitor* They love me. But your garage is the only one I park my equipment in. *smiles as Rose logs off* *smiles hugely as Rose comes close*

Later ladies!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shanon]

Sooooo...Uh..Rose. I think we can work this Emmett issue out...

[Mrs.TeddyBear]

*nervous laugh*
Hey Rose!
Could you make an exception about the sharing thing please?!
*goes back to cowering*
HOLD ON!
WHAT!?You're leaving Emmet?!?NOOO!!!
Oh darn, not that dimpled smile...
*faints*

[skylarblue]

*jumps out from behind a filing cabinet, with another sledgehammer and stands next to Shanon*

BRING IT ON GIRL!!!!!!

Dang On It!!! He's Gone!!!!

ETA: See BHG, I can be good and I bet you were worried that I'd be the one to run and jump on Emmett.

[cullensallovamybinda]

love you emmett! Good lck with rose babe ! Bow chica wow wow tomorrow ?? Hahahahahah

Love cam that was close! Every one accounted for??

[waiting tobe dazzled]

Don't make me pull out my brand new sledge hammer!

So...you've got a new hammer *looks around nervously* ummm great

Oh and Hi Rose...*whispers* BHG this would be a good time for the sledge hammer...Cam Shannon and Shanon, where are you guys?? *Smiles innocently at Rosalie

*Passes Emmett some abusive relationship pamphets* Bye *waves sadly*

[Bronze Haired Girl]

*comes out from behind the chair* I think it's clear now.

*clears throat* Well now. It seems Emmett and Rose have logged off. At least he kept her from coming after us. At this point though I’m not sure who is doing the distracting. Is he keeping her away from us or is she keeping him away from us?

That was....interesting. Nothing like fearing for your life to get the year started off with a bang.

[brunetterebel010]

Well I think they're a gone which means Rose is no longer a threat , which also means Emmett is probably otherwise occupied