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[moon sidhe]

10/10

Woke up in the morning.
Put on my new plastic glove.
Served some re-heated salsbury steak
With a little slice of love.
Got no clue what the chicken pot pie
Is made of.
Just know everything's doing fine
Down here in Lunch Lady Land.
-Adam Sandler

[waiting tobe dazzled]

10/10
He is so funny

We would like to live as we once lived, but history will not permit it.

--John F. Kennedy

[Elizabeth]

10/10
JFK was a great speaker!

Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Billy Madison: Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.

[moon sidhe]

10/10 That movie cracks me up. Here's another one that cracks me up. Sorry... it's long.

King Arthur: Well I am king.
Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.
King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

[waiting tobe dazzled]

10/10
Very Funny!

John Beckwith: [about Chazz] He lived with his mom till he was forty! She tried to poison his oatmeal!
Jeremy Grey: Erroneous! Erroneous! Erroneous on both counts!

--The Wedding Crashers

[Elizabeth]

10/10
I loved Will Ferrell in Wedding Crashers, ma meatloaf!

Bus Driver: That Veronica Vaughn is one hot piece of ace, I know from experience dude. If you know what I mean.
Billy Madison: No, you don't.
Bus Driver: Well, not me personally but a guy I know. Him and her *got it on*. Wooo-eee!
Billy Madison: No, they didn't.
Bus Driver: No, No, they didn't. But you could imagine what it'd be like if they, eh, eh... everybody on, good, great, grand, wonderful.
[shouts]
Bus Driver: No yelling on the bus!

[kaitlyncullen]

10/10
i love adam sandler movies. especially the older ones.

but you all had funny quotes, i feel kinda outta place. oh well, i love this quote.

"How do you pick up the threads of an old
life? How do you go on? when in your heart
you begin to understand... there is
no going back? There are some things
that time cannot mend. Some hurts
that go too deep...that have taken hold."
Frodo, Lord of the Rings The Return of the King.

[shanon]

^^ 10/10- I love that quote! seems to be the story of my life sometimes.

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace."- Jimi Hendrix

[waiting tobe dazzled]

9/10
if only...

Jeremy Grey: I didn't get a lot of sleep last night.
John Beckwith: Soft mattress?
Jeremy Grey: Yeah, it could have been the soft mattress. Or the midnight rape. Or the nude gay art show that took place in my room. One of those probably added to the lack of sleep.

--the wedding crashers

[moon sidhe]

8/10 hehe. Very silly.

Dance me to your beauty with a burning violin
Dance me through the panic 'til I'm gathered safely in
Lift me like an olive branch and be my homeward dove
Dance me to the end of love
-Leonard Cohen

I just posted that song in the Rate the Song thread and couldn't resist putting up a quote from it here because the lyrics just absolutely melt me into a huge puddle. Leonard is such a poet.