Truth: I am doing some homework for Tuesday.
Truth: I am talking to my friends on AIM.
Truth: I SAW ROBERT PATTINSON, KRISTEN STEWART, TAYLOR LAUTNER, AND CAM GIGANDET!!!!
Truth: That made me very happy.
Truth: The stupid host (Russel..something) cut Rob off.
Truth: I am pissed.
Truth: I wanted to hear his British accent.
Truth: It makes me swoon.
Truth: Rob is only 5 years older than me.
Truth: Hmm...
Truth: Jackson is 7 years older than me.
Truth: I will never meet either Rob nor Jackson, so I shouldn't care.
Truth: I care.

..edit
^ditto!Truth: Kid Rock sucks.
Truth: I'm in a bad mood.