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Re: Rate the Quotation III

Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:37 pm
by JenTheWriter
9, very insightful. lol

"I find your fence o-face-ive."
~ Me trying to burn someone while extremely tired. What I meant to say was, "I find your face offensive."

Re: Rate the Quotation III

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 3:10 am
by readmymind
I went to a store with my 7-yr-old cousin and aunt. My cousin got one of those little shopping carts for kidsand started pushing it around. After we paid, she forgot to return it and was pushing it to the car.

me: Um, B.
my aunt: Put the cart back. You can't keep it. That's called stealing and we don't do it in daylight.

Re: Rate the Quotation III

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:03 pm
by BellsEdwardalways
7

"Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today?
- Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
- Advising the President.
- Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin."

David Letterman

Re: Rate the Quotation III

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 10:57 pm
by Bellsuz
8, lol!

The future is no place to place your better days. ~DMB

Re: Rate the Quotation III

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 2:13 am
by Vampire.Bunny
8

I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.
- Ellen DeGeneres

Re: Rate the Quotation III

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:01 pm
by ragdoll
9/10 Funny - I'm a Godmother too!

"Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you." - Princess Diana


OT: I've set up a little forum to discuss quotes. It's very basic and I'm the only member so far but please come and join in!
http://quotations.forumotion.com/forum.htm

Re: Rate the Quotation III

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:03 pm
by -Jasper
10

Stop the world, I want to get off.
Me, today.

Re: Rate the Quotation III

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:25 pm
by audreywarenne
10

"Love is friendship set on a fire." - Unknown

Re: Rate the Quotation III

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:30 pm
by -Jasper
10

It's a funny old world : Margaret Thatcher.

Re: Rate the Quotation III

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 5:03 pm
by Mrs.Edward_Cullen<3
9.
Ok. Look at me. Do you think I really care?-Me :lol: