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Re: Rate the Quotation III

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 2:15 pm
by readmymind
9

(After Ashley names the baby John, she and Amy start naming famous Johns)

Ashley: John Jacob Jingleheimer Smighdt

(Anne and George walk in)

Anne or George: What are you naming the baby?

Re: Rate the Quotation III

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 7:12 pm
by blasphemous_contessa
6

"I suppose I have a really loose interpretation of "work" because I think that just being alive is so much work at something you don't always want to do. Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery. People are working every minute. The machinery is always going. Even when you sleep. "
-Andy Warhol

Re: Rate the Quotation III

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 5:22 pm
by bluemaria
9 (I feel like that right now)

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy. - Hamlet (Shakespeare)

Re: Rate the Quotation III

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 5:28 pm
by Jasper<3
8/10

"You're right, Harley. Fish are disgusting. I think I'll start using my toxin on cattle. Joker Burgers! Ha! Talk about a happy meal!" -The Joker

Re: Rate the Quotation III

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 6:22 pm
by readmymind
9

Adrianne: What are you gonna do? Pray for me?
Grace: "Yes." (puts her hands together) "God, please help Adrianne because she's a b!tch".

Re: Rate the Quotation III

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 6:39 pm
by Jasper<3
4/10, sorry, I don't find religious jokes like that funny.

The Joker: I had a vision, of a world without Batman. The mob ground out a little profit and the police tried to shut them down, one block at a time. And it was so... boring.

Re: Rate the Quotation III

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 4:35 am
by Vampire.Bunny
:lol: 9

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
- Anthony Burgess

Re: Rate the Quotation III

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:04 am
by bronzehairedmiracle
9. :lol:


If you are going nowhere, you will probably reach there.

Re: Rate the Quotation III

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:18 pm
by readmymind
10

[from Secret Life]

(after moving next door to his ex-wife w/ their 13-year-daughter):

George: Howdy neighbor! We just bought the house next door.

Re: Rate the Quotation III

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 7:06 pm
by BellsEdwardalways
8

“…was part of the team that captured the violently dangerous psychopath the Gingerbreadman.”
~Superintendent Briggs to Mary Mary
The Big Over Easy by Jasper Fforde
Chapter 1. Mary Mary
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