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I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
- Emo Phillips

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I mean, I don't know if [drama] follows as much as they chase it.
LC

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The time to relax is -- when you don't have time for it.
Sidney J. Harris

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[We Are by Ana Johnnson]
*See the devil on the doorstep now (my oh my)
Telling everybody oh just how to live their lives
Sliding down the information highway
Buying in just like a bunch of fools
Time is ticking and we can't go back (my oh my)

What about the world today
What about the place that we call home
We’ve never been so many
And we've never been so alone

[Chorus]
You keep watching from your picket fence
You keep talking but it makes no sense
You say we're not responsible
But we are, we are
You wash your hands and come out clean
Fail to recognise the enemies within
You say we're not responsible
But we are, we are, we are, we are*

7/10 I'll listen to it.

Spencer: God, if you care anything about me, please let this car go 2 more miles
*car stops*
Doug: Okay, God not a huge Spenc fan

King Of Queens

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“The incredibly dangerous homicidal maniac known as “the Gingerbreadman” was captured…The flour, butter, ginger and sugar psychopath, whose penchant for literally pulling his victims apart, is currently in a secure wing of St. Cerebellum’s…”

~Excerpt from The Toad , March 23, 1984
Jasper Fforde’s The Big Over Easy
Chapter 10. Charles Pewter
Pg. 92

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[Veronica Mars]:
Logan : "wow i love having a hot blonde waiting for me before school"
Veronica: "me too"
Logan: "i'm not blonde"
Veronica: "or hot"

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“What do you know?” said Mary with admiration. “It got them!”
“That’s the beauty of Nursery Crime work,” said Jack, closing his eyes and smiling. “Things generally turn out the way you expect them to, even if the manner in which they do is a bit unpredictable.”
“Like who killed Humpty Dumpty?”
“Of course. Mrs. Dumpty thought she had shot him; Bessie thought she’d poisoned him. Grundy though his hit man had got him, and Spongg wired his car. But none of them killed him, not even that lunatic Quatt. The giant beast that Humpty had become was killed by a man named Jack…when he chopped down a beanstalk.”
~Mary Mary and Jack Spratt
The Big Over Easy by Jasper Fforde
Chapter 44. The End of the Story
pg. 381

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tpatpam this is now my fave quote thank you.
[Veronica Mars]:
Logan : "wow i love having a hot blonde waiting for me before school"
Veronica: "me too"
Logan: "i'm not blonde"
Veronica: "or hot"

lol, ur welcome...10 (yes, i'm bias)

There is nothing so annoying as having two people talking when you're busy interrupting.--daniel tosh