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Re: Rate the Quotation III

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:24 am
by Vampire.Bunny
8

Don't you wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work.
- Gallagher

Re: Rate the Quotation III

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:17 pm
by readmymind
9

[One Tree Hill]

{Haley and Nathan (both 16) go to Haley's house to tell Haley's parents they want to get married}

Haley's mom: Ok, so we forbid her to marry him. She keeps seeing him. She winds up pregnant. Drops out of school. Turns to a life of prostitution. Next thing we know, she's doing crack in some gutter.

Re: Rate the Quotation III

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 6:35 pm
by debussygirl
8

Rory: Do something to make me hate you!
Lorelai: Um, go Hitler?

Re: Rate the Quotation III

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 8:15 pm
by readmymind
10

{gilmore girls...sorry it's so long}

Kirk Gleason: I have night terrors.
Luke Danes: Night terrors?
Kirk Gleason: Basically I freak out at beddy-bye. About an hour after I fall asleep, I wake up in panic. Everything around me seems threatening. Scary. Out to get me. Two nights ago, I was suddenly gripped with the overwhelming feeling that there was an assassin in my house. I had to get out of the room before he got me. So, I jumped out of bed and locked my pillow in the bathroom.
Luke Danes: Why?
Kirk Gleason: Because it was a bomb.
Luke Danes: Of course.
Kirk Gleason: After neutralizing my pillow, I ran up the stairs, climbed out the bathroom window, scaled the trellis up the side of the house, and hid on the roof, completely naked.
Luke Danes: Ah jeez!
Kirk Gleason: The worst part of night terrors is, it always ends up with me on top of the roof completely naked. Or running down the street completely naked, or swimming in the community center pool completely naked. That was the time I thought I was on fire.

Re: Rate the Quotation III

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 10:30 pm
by Vampire.Bunny
:lol: 10

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.
- Marilyn Monroe

Re: Rate the Quotation III

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 10:48 pm
by readmymind
10

Walter, how can I convince my girlfriend to have sex on the patio?
Is that a political question? I don't know, put a hot guy on the patio.

Re: Rate the Quotation III

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 4:56 am
by Vampire.Bunny
8.5

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?
Fred Allen

Re: Rate the Quotation III

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 8:18 am
by readmymind
8

[one tree hill]
Voiceover by Lucas

"And Hansel said to Gretel, 'Let us drop these breadcrumbs... so that together we find our way home. Because losing our way would be the most cruel of things.' This year.. I lost my way."

Voiceover by Nathan

"And losing your way on a journey is unfortunate. But, losing your reason for the journey... is a fate more cruel."

Voiceover by Peyton

"The journey lasted eight months. Sometimes I traveled alone, sometimes, there were others who took the wheel -- and took my heart. But when the destination was reached, it wasn’t me who arrived...it wasn't me at all."

Voiceover by Brooke

"And once you lose yourself, you have two choices: find the person you used to be... or lose that person completely."

Voiceover by Mouth

"Because, sometimes, you have to step outside of the person you've been. And remember the person you were meant to be. The person you wanted to be. The person you are."

Re: Rate the Quotation III

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 8:43 am
by Vampire.Bunny
9

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.
Jerry Seinfeld

Re: Rate the Quotation III

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 9:17 am
by readmymind
10

girl in my class: "So I'm talking to this new guy. He's really great. He likes to fish. And I like to fish. So we're soulmates!

me and my friend to each other: "Is she serious?"