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[gimore girls]

Richard: I like that boy.
Lorelai: Prove it. Drop your pants!

8

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
Jack London

7

Oh, i say random dirty things all the time.
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Mud.

8

My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.
Peter De Vries

8

dean: do you have a minute?
rory: no. i have gum

[gilmore girls]

8

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
Rodney Dangerfield

9

[gilmore girls]


[Lorelai and Rory haven't seen each other in a while because of their busy schedules, and are talking on the phone about it]
Lorelai: I'm mad and needy, and I ended up going out to dinner alone with my parents, who bickered the whole time about which Beatle is alive and which is dead.
Rory: So, where'd they land?
Lorelai: John and Keith are dead. Paul and Bingo are still kicking.

9

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
David Letterman

7

[gilmore girls]


Luke: Very romantic.
Lorelai: Says the man who yelled "Finally." at the end of Love Story

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Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
Fletcher Knebel