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Re: Rate the Quotation III
Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 12:05 am
by readmymind
10
[gilmore girls]
Reverend: Did you hear that, David? Taylor Doose is in direct communication with God.
Rabbi: Thirty years I'm working for God, I haven't received so much as a card.
Reverend: Is it by phone that you speak with him, Taylor?
Rabbi: Do you have a God phone, Taylor?
Taylor: Rabbi, please.
Reverend: What's he like? For us common folk who've never met him?
Rabbi: Is he short, is he tall?
Reverend: Does he like to laugh?
Re: Rate the Quotation III
Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 12:12 am
by Vampire.Bunny
9
Literature is an occupation in which you have to keep proving your talent to people who have none.
Jules Renard
Re: Rate the Quotation III
Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 12:25 am
by readmymind
9
[gilmore girls]
Lorelai: Because he's 110.
Rory: Hank's 110?
Lorelai: No.
Rory: Why would you say that?
Lorelai: Because, that's the age you say when someone is really old.
(Hank's 110! Like Edward!)
Re: Rate the Quotation III
Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 12:31 am
by Vampire.Bunny
10
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
Dorothy Parker
Re: Rate the Quotation III
Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 12:40 am
by readmymind
9
emily: what was his body language like?
loralie: well he was breathing...and standing! all signs lead to alive!
{more GG}
Re: Rate the Quotation III
Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:19 am
by Vampire.Bunny
10
A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.
George Wald
Re: Rate the Quotation III
Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:52 am
by readmymind
7
{so weird}
carey: Know why they call these things board games? Because they are so boring.
Re: Rate the Quotation III
Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 4:34 am
by Vampire.Bunny
8
Would those of you in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry.
John Lennon
Re: Rate the Quotation III
Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 5:11 am
by readmymind
8
[gilmore girls]
Emily: The man is so sensitive. He reads so much into every little perceived slight.
Lorelai: Yeah. I remember one time when I was a kid, Dad had put on some weight, and he bought a new suit to try to cover it up. And he wore it for us and he said, 'How do I look?' and I said, 'You look fat.' - but I guess that wasn't really a perceived slight…so, I'll think of another example.
Re: Rate the Quotation III
Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 5:16 am
by Vampire.Bunny
9
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
- Joan Rivers