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Emily: Obviously you have a maid.
Christopher: Yes, I have a maid-nanny combo.
Emily: Ah, how McDonald's of you.

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Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.
- Kurt Vonnegut

7

Lucas: I'm nathan's brother.
guy: so cooper's sister's is your mom
Lucas: no. my mom slept w/ cooper's sister's husband.
guy: that sounds confusing
Lucas: Yeah. It is.

9

Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy.
Nora Ephron

10...(wait does that mean i'm actually sane?....YES!!)

[on GG, emily gives Lorelai the code to the panic room over the phone]

EMILY: Okay. Here goes. Are you ready?
LORELAI: Pen is poised.
EMILY: 1, 1, 1... 1, 1.
LORELAI: [drops the pad back on desk] Is that the code it came with?
EMILY: Well, I don't know how to change it. The men were supposed to show me, and now it's the code I'm stuck with. Did you write it down?
LORELAI: Barring an aneurysm, I think I'll remember it.
EMILY: Well, factor in an aneurysm and write it down. This is important.
LORELAI: Okay. I'm writing it down. 1, 1, 1, 1, 1. [pretends to write down]
EMILY: Don't say it out loud.
LORELAI: Our football team is so great. We won, won, won, won, won.
EMILY: Everything's a joke.
LORELAI: [dryly] No, Mom, seriously. The mailman overheard. I gotta get off the phone and chase him down and whack him.

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I get up every morning determined to both change the world and have one hell of a good time. Sometimes this makes planning my day difficult.
E. B. White

10


Have you got love to burn?
Kisses for days?
Don't you wanna grab onto something real
And never let it get away?

I don't have love to burn
Time to waste
'Cause I've waited far too long
For the spark to become a flame
And if it comes true
I only have a love to burn for you

[Alexz Johnson--Love to Burn]

9

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
Martin Mull

8

JASON: (about his date) You didn't have to talk to her....She thinks that Babe can really talk.

7

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Woody Allen