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(Kirk sitting in Luke's diner, counting the pink and blue straps after Lorelai and Luke got back together)
Lorelai: Who won, Kirk?
Luke: Oh come on! Of course you've won! Everybody loves you! You do the costumes for the school plays, you go to town meetings and you have a daughter that belongs on top of a christmas tree!

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Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
Robert Benchley

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I got it in pink.
Why?
B/c I'm a girl. ... Plus it came with a free unicorn!

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Most people have seen worse things in private than they pretend to be shocked at in public.
Edgar Watson Howe

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[Evermore excerpt]

Miles: Wait until you see the new guy Ever. You'll freak out.
...
(When Ever does meet him, she doesn't say anything)
Miles: Excuse me. But when I said you'd freak out when you saw him, it wasn't a suggestion. You weren't supposed to take it literally. Seriously Ever, what happened back there? B/c that was some mega tense awkwardness, a real Hello, my name and I'll be your next stalker kind of moment.

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Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.
H. L. Mencken

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[Gilmore Girls...Lane has been calling Dave and hanging up w/o saying anything]

Lane: I'm going to love him forever and he's never going to know.
Dean: He would if you coughed.

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It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
H. L. Mencken

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Emily: He's proud of his accomplishments. Whats wrong with that?
Lorelai: He didn't end world hunger mom. He simply made the decision to spring for the bigger tires

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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
Rodney Dangerfield