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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when

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When you read rob, as in steal, and don't get it because you are thinking rob, as in robert pattinson.
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You know you've read too much Twilight when A) You flip out when the name Edward is mentioned B) You think about naming yor future children Esme and Isabella and C) You look for the name "Cullen" in a Jr. Who's Who book (I actually did this)
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Your old family friend comes to your sister's birthday and shrikes everytime you rub your Twilight pin on her arm, yelling about blasphmy and betrayl, since you were the one who got her to read al the Anne Rice books.

You secretly dub each party guest as a Cullen or human from Twilight. (I dubed myself Rosalie, my sister Alice, my Aunt Esme, The strange asian girl I never found out her name as Angela, etc....)
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twilightbelle<3 wrote:When you teach the little boy you babysit all about Twilight, and he knows who Edward Cullen is.
I did that with my little cousin.
He's a little twilight aficionado now.
I taught him everything i know
“ Oh my God I just had a dirty dream about you and your brothers!! My eyes...Edward my eyes.,...ew Jasper...oh god I took off his shirt and Emmett...ugh I can't even say what happened there! Ew...” - Bella

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You know you are addicted when you keep comparing everyone with Edward or any other character ,
You know you are insanly, uncoditionally and completely addicted when you cries at night because you woke from a dream with Edward in it .

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when the author's name of your school science book is John Cullen and you change it to Edward/Emmett/Carlisle/etc. *cough*me*cough*Emmett*cough* :D

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When every time you see a silver or yellow car, you wonder if it's a Porsche 911 turbo or Volvo S60R

When your mom said she knew someone with a dog that was brown and part wolf you think "OMG it's Jacob!!!!!"

When ever you see the words "sparkle" or "dazzle" you think of Edward Cullen
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When you start freaking out every time you see a billboard advertisment for Twilight
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When you are watching "The Secret Garden" with your class & some mentions something about an asylum, you blurt out "Wonder if Mary Alice Braxton stayed there?"

When you are still watching "The Secret Garden" and they ask "How old are you?" You go "17...", then you and your friend start reciting the "I know what you are" scene with British accents!

When you are still watching "The Secret Garden" and watch Colin throw a fit, you go "God! Go hang out with Jasper, dude!" and "I think he's having hysterics, maybe you should slap him"

When at lunch, because it's the secret garden party day, and everyone is talking in british accents, you and your friends do twilight scenes with british accents, including James' "You brought a snack!" Imitation!
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When you download Claire De Lune from Itunes and listen again and again.
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