You know you've read too much Twilight when

[twilighter_alice]

Haha haha!
1) You give your freind named Sam dirty looks over the lunch table because of Sam Uley's control issues.
2) You go insane when someone says "twilight", "new moon", "eclipse", "breaking dawn", or any thing else related loosely to the Series.
3) Whoa. You capatalize 'series.'
4) You have pants with the names of local Twilighters on them. (Guilty)
5) You're constantly thinking about how to become a vampire.

[twilight.geek]

You know you've read too much Twilight when....
1. You start laughing in church because your singing a song with lion and lamb in it.
2. You will only date a Native American in hopes that he might be a werewolf.
3. When ever you see an apple you think about Twilight.
4. When all you talk about some how goes back to Twilight.
5. You never see feathers the same way again.
6. You go in the woods on a rainy day so that you might find a vampire or werewolf.
7. You are really thinking about moving or at least visiting Forks.

[flutterbymonkeys`]

When you are trying to go to bed and it starts thundering, and you think "OMG The Cullens are Playing Baseball!"

When you are playing with your friends wii, and you make Twilight Character Miis.

When you make the Edward and Jacob Miis box.

[harmony_624]

When:

1) you think about Twilight all the time

2) On every test answer that you don't know you put something twilight related

3) You got EVERY ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS (19) to read the books.

4) you got your friend who's a boy (who said that they would never touch the books) to read them all and now he loves them.

5) you had a dream that Edward bit you...you wake up and realize that you bit yourself (true)

6) you saw the movie and by the second time you could re-site almost every word.

7) you and your bestie quote Twilight all the time and your the only two that get it, you start laughing and then everyone looks at you funny.

8) you can clear a room by saying "Did you know that in Twilight..." (true everyone left)

9) You almost got frost bite because you stuck your hands in a snow bank just to be cold like a Vamp.

10) you went in the woods just to go looking for Vamps and Werewolves.

11) you use caps on Vamp.s and Werewolves and anything else Twilight related.

12) you used to be deathly scared of thunderstorms and now you can't get enough of them.

13) you post on this board.

[cullensallovamybinda]

when you post on this thread... ps there is NEVER to much twilight.. immpossible..

LOVE CAM<3

[StephieTelli]

when u consider a life as a vampire better than ur human life

[edwardisperfection]

1. When you see a silver Volvo in the street and automatically check to see if Edward is driving.

2. You compare every boy on the street to Edward without even realising youre doing it.

3. Youre friends (well... can you consider someone who hasn't read/ didn't like Twilight a friend?) at school threaten to staple your lips together if you mention anything Twilight realted one more time.

4. Your guy friends actually all read Twilight just to see what all the fuss is about and so that they know what all the girls are talking about every lunch.

5. Whenever you are picking out apples you try and find the most perfect red one EVER.

[flutterbymonkeys`]

When:

1) you think about Twilight all the time

2) On every test answer that you don't know you put something twilight related

3) You got EVERY ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS (19) to read the books.

4) you got your friend who's a boy (who said that they would never touch the books) to read them all and now he loves them.

5) you had a dream that Edward bit you...you wake up and realize that you bit yourself (true)

6) you saw the movie and by the second time you could re-site almost every word.

7) you and your bestie quote Twilight all the time and your the only two that get it, you start laughing and then everyone looks at you funny.

8) you can clear a room by saying "Did you know that in Twilight..." (true everyone left)

9) You almost got frost bite because you stuck your hands in a snow bank just to be cold like a Vamp.

10) you went in the woods just to go looking for Vamps and Werewolves.

11) you use caps on Vamp.s and Werewolves and anything else Twilight related.

12) you used to be deathly scared of thunderstorms and now you can't get enough of them.

13) you post on this board.

I do numbers 1, 6, 12 and obviously 13!

More from me:

1.) When you go insane because you found an apple ornament in a Christmas box!

2.) When you have a quote book, and you have over 14 pages filled with Twilight and twilight related quotes (My personal favorite: 'Me without the Twilight Saga?!?! NO WAY! That would be like Bella in New Moon!' )

3.) When that quote book is decorated with Twilght pictures (Including a Team Taycob graphic!!)

4.) When you have a list of songs that you think would relate to Twilight Characters

5.) When you know the names & artists to almost all the songs on the Twilight Soundtrack

6.) When you can sing all the Songs on the Twilight Soundtrack

7.) When you find a Twilght magazine at the grocery store and BEG your mom to get it for you! (It was 10 bucks, but SO worth it!)

8.) When your family and friends who haven't read Twilight know most of the Twilight characters, who plays them in the movie, and a ton of other Twilight info!

9.) ^ When those family members and friends are on team "Will will the Twilight madness end?!?"

10.) When you went INSANE the days the Lex was closed!

[-Jasper]

1) When your books have their own shelf all to themselves
2) When you start treating the books like people
3) When you quote Twilight all the time, sometimes without meaning too
4) When you have to read the books over and over again, even though you know them off by heart
5) When you get everyone to read the books, but don't let them borrow your own copy in case they (gasp)
lose it
6) When everything manages to relate to twilight in some way

[flutterbymonkeys`]

1) When your books have their own shelf all to themselves
2) When you start treating the books like people
3) When you quote Twilight all the time, sometimes without meaning too
4) When you have to read the books over and over again, even though you know them off by heart
5) When you get everyone to read the books, but don't let them borrow your own copy in case they (gasp)
lose it
6) When everything manages to relate to twilight in some way

I do numbers 3, 4, and 6. Probably will do number 1 soon....