You know you've read too much Twilight when

[JenTheWriter]

When you can relate practically everything back to twilight.

OMG I was going to put this down. IT is too true. I can almost do it with HP, but yeah. There is something daily that I can relate back to Twilight. However, I'm waiting for the moment I can relate something back to vampire. Well, I did watch this thing on "are vampires real?" last night. Does that count?

[sarah!]

When you get a papercut and 'drink' your own blood - just to see what it's like.
When you see silver volvos and get all hyper.
When anything at all in the world can relate to twilight.

Every single thing you said relates to me!!

[BellaNicole]

My neighbor got a new car. He got a black Volvo. When I saw him the next morning, I asked him why he didn't get a silver Volvo and then I demanded to know what was wrong with silver Volvos.'

He didn't know what to say!

[Twilight_girl15]

you freakout when you are watching road trip and you almost hyperventalate when you see that the person that plays ruben looks like jasper/jackson and watch the movie like three times just because he looks like him

[BellsEdwardalways]

When you like fall asleep thinking about the characters and um, often when you wake up or rather are not even fully awake you are in some way thinking about the Twilight Series.

You spend hours of time analyzing certain things.

You end up explaining the Twilight World to your mother with your 13 (going to be 14) little sister. No joke, we went to Pizza Hut last week for dinner and we were sitting there and I started telling my sister something about the series or maybe it was about the New Moon movie at any rate we ended up explaining vampire to my mom. We also, told her about the werewolves of course. I think we also, tried explaining Renesmee to her. It was all very interesting. I remember mentioning that Edward is special. My sister expressed her strong dislike for Jacob . Typical her.
A side note on that: my mom actually checked out Stephenie Meyer's website after that .

[sarah!]

hahaah sweeet! ^ ^

When you doodle in class and don't realize you are actually scribbling Edward or Jasper up your arm!!

[DramaPrincezz013]

You know you're obsessed with Twilight when you're doing a skit in drama class and one of the character's name is Esme and you freak out because the teacher didn't give you the part.

[\/Brittany\/]

^^Haha I would have been so mad!

You know you've read too much Twilight when you look at other Vampire books at the book store and scoff.

[ment2be134]

You know your addicted to Twilight when you hear a complete stranger mention somthing even somewhat related( vampires, werewolfs, Names, books in general) to it and your heart starts racing and you want to just jump at them and yell and scream.

[Jazz Girl]

You know you've read too much Twilight when...
You really hope that your coworker will bring her 13 year old daughter to work so you can spend lunch talking all Twilight with her, because she so much smarter about it than any of the coworkers your age.