You know you've read too much Twilight when

[edward x lover]

when you order charms to make your own Bella's Bracelet
when you cover your bedroom door with twilight stuff
when you have a sleepover with your besty and all you talk about is Twilight and you read pretty much the whole time and stop after each chapter to talk about it
when you carry the book you are reading around with you in school
when you haven't read any other books since JUly 24th (my official "I started reading Twilight" anniversary)

[cubgirl77]

You get annoyed at your husband and start to call him Edward... (he just smiles and shakes his head at this point)
You actually look for shiny silver volvos when driving.

[Elizabeth]

You get annoyed at your husband and start to call him Edward... (he just smiles and shakes his head at this point)
You actually look for shiny silver volvos when driving.

I look for them too!

You're watching Animal Planet and think "Emmett could so take them" referring to the animal on tv.
You think if you meet any guy with a Cullen name that it's a sign you're meant to be together.
You meet someone from Washington and immediately ask them how far they are from Forks.
There's a thunderstorm outside and you think about baseball.
You send people pieces of flair so you can get yourself more Twilight flair.
It's a rainy day so you call it a "Forks Day".
You eat pizza and think "How could Edward not like this?"

[strawberry]

You know you´ve read too much Twilight when
- you could literally scream at some girls in your class because you watched Into The Wild in one of your lessons and they made fun of Kristen Stewarts performance even though you think she´s amazing
- your friend and you take one of these tests called "which twilight character would you date", your friend´s date would be Jasper, yours Mike and now everytime you see each other you say "Hey, how are you Team Jasper/Mike?"

[dandyvampgirl_13]

Twiflair is freakin awesome.
When your flair board has exploded with various Twilight stuff.
And you really wish there was more SKITS flair.
So you go make some.
SKITSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[clariissaa]

when I posted on this thread.

[xXBeSafeXx]

When you decide not to post on this thread anymore because you find new reasons each day and the fact that you have so many reasons is starting to make you feel bad.

[pubesy]

when you unintentionally quote twilight, without realizing it - then someone ELSE picks you up on it!

LOL

[Inarikage]

When you see a public service annoncement about not taking drugs and think
"But Edward approves of heroin so its ok" lol

[vampluv78]

when your reading the back of another book and freeze when you see the name edward.
(I didnt move until my aunt told me a fly was coming in.)
You see a book and freak out when it mentions Vampires, Werewolves, and Shapeshifters.
(I was like omg this person copied Stephenie Meyer.)
lol
but truthfully you cant read TOO MUCH Twilght its impossible.