Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Post by ringswraith » Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:58 am

I'm reading through this thread and chuckling. :D

Hmm, on topic...

Imagine Edward and/or Bella giving Renesmee the "birds and the bees" talk.

And Renesmee's inevitable response when she understands.

"You mean... I can have puppies?!"

:lol:

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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Post by Cathrine » Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:13 am

ShootingStar wrote:Bella: Hey Look! *gets glitter and pours over herself* I'mmm EDWARD CULLEN!


Jacob: Stop Bella! I have to tell you something...
Bella (wide-eyed): Yes Jake?
Jacob(evilly): I am your father!


Bella: I'm sorry Edward! I can't do this anymore! Theres...someone else..
Edward: What?! (appears physically and emotionally broken) Wha?! Who?
Bella: Cedric Diggory!


Bella: Wanna play a new game?
Edward: Sure! What is it?
Bella: Annoy the werewolves!
Edward: Annoy the-
*Bella pushes Edward over the treaty line*
Bella: HAHAH! *runs away*


Bella (singing): III kissed a wolf and I likeed iiitt!
Edward: WHAT?!
Bella: Errrrmmm...nothing...


Bella: *throws a stick* FETCH!
Jacob: Excuse me?!


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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Post by debussygirl » Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:40 pm

Ty Pennington: GOOOOOD MORNING CULLEN FAMILY!!!
Cullens come out to find the Extreme Home Makeover team on their lawn.
Ty: We have been amazed at your generosity and hard work as a doctor Carlisle, so we've come to build you a house that you deserve!
Esme: :? :(
Ty: Now, as we're-
Suddenly, a large group of girls come running up with tools in their hands.
Ty: Uh-oh. WHO HIRED EMMETT'S DEMOLITION CREW??!!
Girls: EMMETT!!!!!!*all charge toward Emmett*
Emmett! :shock:
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Post by dandyvampgirl_13 » Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:06 pm

debussygirl wrote:Ty Pennington: GOOOOOD MORNING CULLEN FAMILY!!!
Cullens come out to find the Extreme Home Makeover team on their lawn.
Ty: We have been amazed at your generosity and hard work as a doctor Carlisle, so we've come to build you a house that you deserve!
Esme: :? :(
Ty: Now, as we're-
Suddenly, a large group of girls come running up with tools in their hands.
Ty: Uh-oh. WHO HIRED EMMETT'S DEMOLITION CREW??!!
Girls: EMMETT!!!!!!*all charge toward Emmett*
Emmett! :shock:
*BUSTS OUT LAUGHING*
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Post by G-Faerie08 » Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:10 pm

^^^ That one was very cute Debussy!!! :lol:
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Post by yanjan3 » Wed Jan 07, 2009 7:14 am

ringswraith wrote:I'm reading through this thread and chuckling. :D

Hmm, on topic...

Imagine Edward and/or Bella giving Renesmee the "birds and the bees" talk.

And Renesmee's inevitable response when she understands.

"You mean... I can have puppies?!"

:lol:
haha.. I can totally imagine that happening.. :lol:
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Post by Mrs.TeddyBear » Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:00 pm

lol, this thread cracks me up!! :lol:

Edward as he runs around super fast: CAN'T TOUCH THIS!Naa na na naa, na naa, na naa, CAN"T TOUCH THIS!!

Coz he's so fast nobody can touch him...yeah, when i explain it kinda takes out of the funniness, eh, whatever. I had that song stuck in my head ALL DAY because its on my friends answering machine!
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Post by chach » Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:36 pm

Bella walkes in on Edward in the bathroom
Bella: Umm Edward why are you putting in yellow contacts and puttng on white foundation?
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Post by LoveMeSomeEdward » Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:59 pm

lol the things you guys come up with are so funny.
I can't think of any the inspiration has been lost. And now I probably won't be able to go sleep trying to think of something really funny that would never be said in Twilight lol
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Post by Wingtear » Wed Jan 07, 2009 6:28 pm

Edward: Nessie, please, we don't really want you to finish high school. Can't you just take a sabbatical, go shopping for a year, or something. Education is not that important...
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