Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

[LisaAnn]

Wow, all of those were great!

Edward: I don't think I like playing the piano anymore...

Jasper: Emmett, you want to play baseball?
Emmett: nahh

Carlisle: We're moving again
Esme: I don't want to design the house, can we just buy one and not change anything?

[Lacuna Scion]

Edward, Alice and Bella are all filling out college applications (again)

Bella: Ha! I can finally afford to go to Dartmouth AND after going to high school for the past ten years I'm smart enough too! *Sticks tongue out to Edward*
Alice: Come on now Bella, don't be like that. He just suggested loaning you tuition. You're the one that went beserk.

Enter Jasper

Edward, Alice and Bella while still bent over their applications: Hey Jazz...
Jasper: Filling out applications?
All: Mm Hm...
Jasper: *snickers* you're mom goes to college...

[debussygirl]

Ahaha, you're mom goes to college! Napoleon!
Oh and a big applause for everyone else I can't say good job to since this thread boomed since I left yesterday.

[Lacuna Scion]

These all have bits from random movies. Maybe you can guess them. They're fairly popular.

Charlie and Bella on the way to her Graduation party in EC

Bella: I don't really know what the right thing to do here is, Dad.
Charlie: Well keep your chin up, there's someone out there for everybody...you know in some cases there are two someones for one person; I like to call that 'the jackpot'...
Bella: What? Yeah... Okay. Dad, are you crazy? Pull over. I'm having Edward give me a piggy back.

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Edward is running with Bella from James.
Bella: *uses deep south accent* Run Edward, run...

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Cullens playing baseball after school
Jasper: Emmett. Can't you keep your shirt on? You're scaring the chicks away.

[debussygirl]

Edward: So the lion fell in love with the lamb.
Bella: What a stupid lamb.
Edward: Yeah, that lion's pretty stupid too.

[LisaAnn]

This is kind of dumb, but it's what you all get when I'm sleep deprived from a serious sinus infection.


Emmett: Ohhhh Jazzy-Poo!
Jasper: Yes, Emmy-Bear?

[sarah!]

This is kind of dumb, but it's what you all get when I'm sleep deprived from a serious sinus infection.


Emmett: Ohhhh Jazzy-Poo!
Jasper: Yes, Emmy-Bear?

ahahh...no that's funny

[Jasper<3]

Edward, Alice and Bella are all filling out college applications (again)

Bella: Ha! I can finally afford to go to Dartmouth AND after going to high school for the past ten years I'm smart enough too! *Sticks tongue out to Edward*
Alice: Come on now Bella, don't be like that. He just suggested loaning you tuition. You're the one that went beserk.

Enter Jasper

Edward, Alice and Bella while still bent over their applications: Hey Jazz...
Jasper: Filling out applications?
All: Mm Hm...
Jasper: *snickers* you're mom goes to college...

I love Napoleon/Kip!!

[dandyvampgirl_13]

Emmett and Jasper walk onto the Twilight set.
Emmett: Dude, what is this place?
Jasper: It looks the movie set from heck...
Emmett: Bogus...
*they turn around and see "Death" (or Edward in a black jacket and covered in face paint)*
Death-ward: We're going to my place...
Emmett and Jasper: Excellent!
Death-ward: Its Heck.
Emmett and Jasper: Bogus...
*Em and Jazz have a mini conference*
Emmett: This guy is bogus.
Jasper: Yeah, and there's a a thousand sceaming emo kids out there waiting for us to put on the most killer vampire movie ever.
Emmett: I say we ditch him.
Jasper: *nods and they turn around to face Death-ward*
Emmett: Hey Death, your Nikes are untied!
Death-ward: What? *looks down*
Jasper: *gives him a killer wedgie and he and Emmett take off running*
Death-ward:
Emmett: *far away from Death-ward...* That was EXCELLENT!
Jasper: *he and Emmett do a cool air guitar move*
Emmett: And did you see Death? He was totally bogus.
Jasper: Yeah, he was standing on a fraking chair. Bogus!
*they run right into Death-ward, standing on a chair*
Jasper: *jaw... drops... open*
Emmett: *whispers* Bogus...
Death-ward: Hello, boys.

[JenTheWriter]

Edward: So the lion fell in love with the lamb.
Bella: What a stupid lamb.
Edward: Yeah, that lion's pretty stupid too.

LMAO .. this has made me laugh two days in a row. LOVE IT!

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Renesmee: So, you're telling me that Vampires and Werewolves exist, but Santa Claus isn't real? Man that's f***ed up!