Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

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Dandy...
Don't post stuff like that when I'm at work, my co-workers look funnily at me... :lol:
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

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.....

Edward:Bella..?
Bella: Yes, Edward..?
Edward: Bella. I have to tell you something...i've lied about something from my past. i wasn't dying from the spanish influenza. i was on the brink...of..OH GOD BELLA! I WAS A CRACK ADDICT! I even sold my young agile body for it.
Bella: Edward no.!
edward: yes bella. and do you want to know the worst of it?
Bella: Oh edward..what?
edward: carlisle was my pimp. Back then he went by carlie with a big love heart dot for the 'I' ..(edward begins sobbing hysterically)
Bella: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!ANYTHING BUT THE LOVE HEART DOT!!!!!!!!( runs away screaming ).

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Jasper<3 wrote:
la_tua_cantante wrote:
Jasper<3 wrote: Emmett: (to Bella): I hope you die!!!
*Edward appears out of nowhere and growls*
Emmett: Sheesh, Edward, we're just playing Super Mario!
I literally LOLd at that! I wish I could come up with something for this!
Yay! More people like me!! (My friends would never believe this!)

Carlisle: Because tomorrow's another day, but im thirsty anyway, so bring on the rain!
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Mike: You know, Ive seriously been thinking about beating Cullen up after school. I can take him!
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Emmett: Rose has really let herself go lately.
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(Edward and Alice are staring at battleship boards) *complete silence*
Edward: Damn it Alice! You sunk my battleship!
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Esme: Our house is too big!
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(Alice walks up to Jacob wearing plaid and polka dots)
Alice: I CANT SEE!!!! GO AWAY!!!!!
Jacob: Is that why you're wearing that?
Alice: No, its Cullen clash day.
*Carlisle walks by in the same thing as Alice*
Jacob: Ohhhhhh

This is hilarious!!! You should write a a book that's called "The Twilight Saga, the scenes that never made it!"
The battleship one with alice and edward is great! LOVE IT
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Wingtear wrote:Alright, this one I can totally hear Emmet say, but SM would never write it :mrgreen:
Emmet: Leah, why don't you take Jake outside and give the expression "doggy-style" a whole new meaning.
Sooo ture, I can picture Emmet saying that also....Good one!!!
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dandy... the botox one was amazing.

(first time Renee sees Bella after change)
Renee: Oh my gosh! Bella! You look amazing! Carlisle, I knew you were a surgeon, but you never told me you were a plastic surgeon!
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(Jacob is texting on his cell phone rapidly)
Bella: Jake, what are you doing?
Jacob: Voting for Cody on Dancing with the Stars!!
Bella: You know he got kicked off... right?
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Jasper<3 wrote:dandy... the botox one was amazing.

(first time Renee sees Bella after change)
Renee: Oh my gosh! Bella! You look amazing! Carlisle, I knew you were a surgeon, but you never told me you were a plastic surgeon!
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(Jacob is texting on his cell phone rapidly)
Bella: Jake, what are you doing?
Jacob: Voting for Cody on Dancing with the Stars!!
Bella: You know he got kicked off... right?
HAHAHAHA!!! Good one..It made me sad though that Cody was booted :(
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Jasper and Emmet: *pokes james when he is not looking*
James: what the? WHo's there?
Jasper and Emmet: *start making ghost noices*
James: Who ever you are stop....Mommy.
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(Edawrd is the phantom of the opera and bella is christine. Jacob is Rahol)

(Bella is on stage waiting for the lead actor to come out and sing. Curtin opens and Edward steps out. Has black cape on and black mask)

Edward:Past the point of no return - no backward glances: the games we've played till now are atan end . . .Past all thought of "if" or "when" -no use resisting: abandon thought, and let the dream descend . .

Bella:Past the point of no return -no going back now: our passion-play has now, at last, begun . . .Past all thought of right or wrong - one final question: how long should we two wait, before we're one . . .?

(move upstage and end up on platform)
Both: Past the point of no return the final threshold - the bridge is crossed, so stand and watch it burn . . . We've passed the point of no return . . .

(bella pulls off mask)

Bella: Your amazing. So smooth. Director we need a new Phantom. This one swoons the people.

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*Aros_girl* wrote:Jasper and Emmet: *pokes james when he is not looking*
James: what the? WHo's there?
Jasper and Emmet: *start making ghost noices*
James: Who ever you are stop....Mommy.
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(Edawrd is the phantom of the opera and bella is christine. Jacob is Rahol)

(Bella is on stage waiting for the lead actor to come out and sing. Curtin opens and Edward steps out. Has black cape on and black mask)

Edward:Past the point of no return - no backward glances: the games we've played till now are atan end . . .Past all thought of "if" or "when" -no use resisting: abandon thought, and let the dream descend . .

Bella:Past the point of no return -no going back now: our passion-play has now, at last, begun . . .Past all thought of right or wrong - one final question: how long should we two wait, before we're one . . .?

(move upstage and end up on platform)
Both: Past the point of no return the final threshold - the bridge is crossed, so stand and watch it burn . . . We've passed the point of no return . . .

(bella pulls off mask)

Bella: Your amazing. So smooth. Director we need a new Phantom. This one swoons the people.
I love you just for doing a phantom of the opera one!!! You are my fav!!!!
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Emmett: This movie sucks! ::throws popcorn::
Edward: This movie is about us, idiot!
Emmett: Oh right... This movie is awesome!
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

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*Aros_girl* wrote:Jasper and Emmet: *pokes james when he is not looking*
James: what the? WHo's there?
Jasper and Emmet: *start making ghost noices*
James: Who ever you are stop....Mommy.
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(Edawrd is the phantom of the opera and bella is christine. Jacob is Rahol)

(Bella is on stage waiting for the lead actor to come out and sing. Curtin opens and Edward steps out. Has black cape on and black mask)

Edward:Past the point of no return - no backward glances: the games we've played till now are atan end . . .Past all thought of "if" or "when" -no use resisting: abandon thought, and let the dream descend . .

Bella:Past the point of no return -no going back now: our passion-play has now, at last, begun . . .Past all thought of right or wrong - one final question: how long should we two wait, before we're one . . .?

(move upstage and end up on platform)
Both: Past the point of no return the final threshold - the bridge is crossed, so stand and watch it burn . . . We've passed the point of no return . . .

(bella pulls off mask)

Bella: Your amazing. So smooth. Director we need a new Phantom. This one swoons the people.
*bows* you are totally awesome for doing a POTO one. I added you as a friend 8-)
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