Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Post by G-Faerie08 » Sun Nov 23, 2008 2:03 pm

Hey There Elizah wrote:Emmett: This movie sucks! ::throws popcorn::
Edward: This movie is about us, idiot!
Emmett: Oh right... This movie is awesome!
That is so funny!!! I was actually just about to post something similar to this but you beat me to the punch. I guess great minds think alike!!!
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Post by ashleygill03 » Sun Nov 23, 2008 2:12 pm

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Post by dazzleme » Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:45 pm

mlola619 wrote:Bella: Jake, i choose you
Ha Ha!!!! So totally true! She always chooses Edward cuz Edward rox!!!! Team Edward! 8-)
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Post by heifergrl1 » Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:26 pm

(Jacob and Edward are outside arguing...again)
Jacob: Why can't you understand this!?!??! You and I can never get along!!!!! We never stop arguing!!!!
Edward: Well, I've got one good way to end the arguement.
Jacob: Oh yeah, what then?
(Edward pulls out a tennis ball)
Jacob: Oh God...no!!! Don't you dare throw that!!!!
Edward (in a childish voice): You want the ball doggie? You know you want it!
(Jacob starts twitiching)
Jacob: Aww come on!!! Don't do this to me!
Edward: Ready? Go on boy, get the ball!!!
(Throws said ball away)
Jacob: Aww Crap...
(Jacob phases and takes off through the woods)
(He returns shortly, ball in his mouth)
Edward: Awww! Who's a good boy?
Jacob (thinks this): I am......I......hate......you......

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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Post by Hey There Elizah » Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:37 pm

heifergrl1 wrote:(Jacob and Edward are outside arguing...again)
Jacob: Why can't you understand this!?!??! You and I can never get along!!!!! We never stop arguing!!!!
Edward: Well, I've got one good way to end the arguement.
Jacob: Oh yeah, what then?
(Edward pulls out a tennis ball)
Jacob: Oh God...no!!! Don't you dare throw that!!!!
Edward (in a childish voice): You want the ball doggie? You know you want it!
(Jacob starts twitiching)
Jacob: Aww come on!!! Don't do this to me!
Edward: Ready? Go on boy, get the ball!!!
(Throws said ball away)
Jacob: Aww Crap...
(Jacob phases and takes off through the woods)
(He returns shortly, ball in his mouth)
Edward: Awww! Who's a good boy?
Jacob (thinks this): I am......I......hate......you......

-Elizabeth

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Oh that was great!
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Post by Wingtear » Tue Nov 25, 2008 1:37 pm

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I almost wet myself I laughed so hard :lol:
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Post by vamp na hEireann » Tue Nov 25, 2008 5:35 pm

Jacob:Nessie,want to play hide and seek?
*Renessmee continues reading her book*
Jacob:Nessie?NESSIE!Why is she ignoring me? :(
*Bella walks in*
Jacob:Why is she ignoring me?
Bella:She wont answer anyone anymore if they call her Nessie.
Jake:But...but...Why?
Bella:Because...
Renessmee:*getting up off the floor*I'll tell you why...*starts dancing*They call me hell, They call me Stacey, They call me her, They call me Jane. Thats not my name, Thats not my name, Thats not my name, Thats not my name.
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Post by G-Faerie08 » Tue Nov 25, 2008 7:27 pm

Edward: Hey..Jessica, right? I was wondering if maybe you wanted to go out sometime?
Jessica: YES!!!! FINALLY!!

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Edward: Hey..Jessica, right? I was wondering if maybe you wanted to go out sometime?
Jessica: YES!!!! FINALLY!!
*Bella Walks in the Cafeteria*
Edward: So yeah..Actually, I think I am going to be pretty busy for a while so..nevermind..the whole going out thing. Hey Bella! Wait up! You dropped your apple!
Jessica: :roll: Figures..





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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Post by Wingtear » Wed Nov 26, 2008 6:27 am

^^^
wouldn't Jess say exactly that? More suitable for her to respectfully decline... :lol:

Edward: OK, Emmett, you ready?
Emmett: I don't feel well, I think I better stay home...
Edward: Come on you big covard, it isn't that bad.
Emmett: Yes it is! The sight of blood make me faint, it's disgusting!
Edward: *thinking* why on earth was he the only one home, they needed two more people to help with the blood-drive for the red cross...
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Post by vamp na hEireann » Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:12 pm

*Christmas morning in the Cullen house and Edward is opening his presents from Santy*
Edward:O.M.E. :o :o OME!OME!OME!OME!OME!YAY!!!!!*Starts jumping up and down*
Bella:*runs into the room*What did you get?!Lemme see,Lemme see!!
Edward:*still jumping up and down stroking his present and starts singing*I got a jar of dirt,I got a jar of dirt,I got a jar of dirt,And guess whats inside it!
Bella: :shock: :o EMMETT,DID YOU LET HIM WATCH PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN AGAIN?I'M GONNA KILL YOU! :x
*Emmett walks in*
Emmett:Hey,he asked me for the jar of dirt so dont blame me.
Edward:I got a jar of dirt,I got a jar of dirt,I got a jar of dirt,And guess whats inside it!
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