Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
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Alice:How are you feeling, Jasper?
Jasper: I don't know.
Jasper: I don't know.
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Umm...
Rosalie:"Jacob, I going to knock you on your butt.
Jake: "You couldn't find where it was."
Rosalie: "Yeah, well, you smell funny."
Jake: "And you don't?"
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Rosalie:"Jacob, I going to knock you on your butt.
Jake: "You couldn't find where it was."
Rosalie: "Yeah, well, you smell funny."
Jake: "And you don't?"
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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"What up DAWG??"
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Bella: Alice I'm not going to Italy. You can just go save Edward yourself. I'm in love with Jacob.
Jacob: *sticks tongue out*
Jacob: *sticks tongue out*
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Jacob: *in wolf form* *thinking* wow im tired i need a drink *gets back into human form and walks up to a store and looks at a sign in the window*
Sign in window: no shoes no shirt no service
Jacob: dang it *walks away*
Sign in window: no shoes no shirt no service
Jacob: dang it *walks away*
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Jacob's thoughts: "Oh no! Bella's falling off a cliff, help!!"
(meanwhile, Bella is safe at home)
(Edward comes running and jumps over the cliff, then emerges a minute later)
Edward: "You said you would stop doing that! It scares the life out of me"
Jacob: "Your face is priceless"
Jacob; "I have a confession"
Bella ;"Yes..."
Jacob; "I'm not really a werewolf, I actually morph into a giant bunny rabbit"
(meanwhile, Bella is safe at home)
(Edward comes running and jumps over the cliff, then emerges a minute later)
Edward: "You said you would stop doing that! It scares the life out of me"
Jacob: "Your face is priceless"
Jacob; "I have a confession"
Bella ;"Yes..."
Jacob; "I'm not really a werewolf, I actually morph into a giant bunny rabbit"
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oooooohhh.... this sounds kinda weird but i think im gonna say this wrong...
jacob has been trying to tell bella something for the past couple of days...
Jacob: Soo, bella...
Bella: Mmmh?
Jacob: Well... it turns out that...
Bella: That? Getting a bit anxious.
Jacob: Uhhh... Trying to stall.
Bella: Jacob!
Jacob: Fine! Ugh. Your so impatient.
(Bella's biting down on her lip while desperatly tapping her foot.)
Bella: Well... it seems that i can turn into different animals. (All in a rush) The other day i was getting really angry, and instead of a wolf... i turned to a .... bear. This morning... ironically i turned to mountain lion....
Bella: In shock. Mouth Open. Eyes Wide. But reality hit. What the HALE! Now what! Your gonna get killed! When emmett kills you... or edward... or even NESSIE! Ugh! And me...
Jacob: Well... till then.
Bella hissed.
Some time later...
Jacob comes home in scratches and is bleeding...
Rosalie has her hair messed up and clothes in shreds too...
Bella: Wow. Atleast your not dead. (She smiles.)
jacob has been trying to tell bella something for the past couple of days...
Jacob: Soo, bella...
Bella: Mmmh?
Jacob: Well... it turns out that...
Bella: That? Getting a bit anxious.
Jacob: Uhhh... Trying to stall.
Bella: Jacob!
Jacob: Fine! Ugh. Your so impatient.
(Bella's biting down on her lip while desperatly tapping her foot.)
Bella: Well... it seems that i can turn into different animals. (All in a rush) The other day i was getting really angry, and instead of a wolf... i turned to a .... bear. This morning... ironically i turned to mountain lion....
Bella: In shock. Mouth Open. Eyes Wide. But reality hit. What the HALE! Now what! Your gonna get killed! When emmett kills you... or edward... or even NESSIE! Ugh! And me...
Jacob: Well... till then.
Bella hissed.
Some time later...
Jacob comes home in scratches and is bleeding...
Rosalie has her hair messed up and clothes in shreds too...
Bella: Wow. Atleast your not dead. (She smiles.)
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
While Bella was pregnant with Nessie…..
Rosalie and Jacob are bickering near the couch where Bella and Alice are chatting.
Bella: Alice, have you seen how Jake and Rose are fighting?… I’m worried.
Alice: I’ve noticed it. Do you want me to talk to Rose, I’ll make her swear to never kill Jacob?
Bella: Oh, I’m not worried about that.
Alice: Then what are you worried about?
Bella: Oh… Hmm.. (biting lip) Can a werewolf fall for a vampire?
Suddenly Jacob and Rosalie stop talking and, while trying not to show their curiosity, walk away from each other.
Rosalie and Jacob are bickering near the couch where Bella and Alice are chatting.
Bella: Alice, have you seen how Jake and Rose are fighting?… I’m worried.
Alice: I’ve noticed it. Do you want me to talk to Rose, I’ll make her swear to never kill Jacob?
Bella: Oh, I’m not worried about that.
Alice: Then what are you worried about?
Bella: Oh… Hmm.. (biting lip) Can a werewolf fall for a vampire?
Suddenly Jacob and Rosalie stop talking and, while trying not to show their curiosity, walk away from each other.
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Nessie: I'm ready to take this to the next level.
Jacob: Okay. Let's get it on then!
Edward hears part of the mini-convo and comes bursting through the door.
Edward: Nessie, NOOOO!! *Tackles Jacob to the ground* I am going to rip you apart dog!!
Jacob: Dude, what the hell?!?! We're playing a game!!
Nessie:
Edward: *Looks over at the T.V. to see them playing Super Mario* Oops. My bad. Pretend that didn't just happen..
Jacob: Okay. Let's get it on then!
Edward hears part of the mini-convo and comes bursting through the door.
Edward: Nessie, NOOOO!! *Tackles Jacob to the ground* I am going to rip you apart dog!!
Jacob: Dude, what the hell?!?! We're playing a game!!
Nessie:
Edward: *Looks over at the T.V. to see them playing Super Mario* Oops. My bad. Pretend that didn't just happen..
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LOL! I love it! I can totally picture that happening!G-Faerie08 wrote:Nessie: I'm ready to take this to the next level.
Jacob: Okay. Let's get it on then!
Edward hears part of the mini-convo and comes bursting through the door.
Edward: Nessie, NOOOO!! *Tackles Jacob to the ground* I am going to rip you apart dog!!
Jacob: Dude, what the hell?!?! We're playing a game!!
Nessie:
Edward: *Looks over at the T.V. to see them playing Super Mario* Oops. My bad. Pretend that didn't just happen..
Oh the deliciousness!
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