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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:58 am
by ringswraith
I'm reading through this thread and chuckling.
Hmm, on topic...
Imagine Edward and/or Bella giving Renesmee the "birds and the bees" talk.
And Renesmee's inevitable response when she understands.
"You mean... I can have puppies?!"
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:13 am
by Cathrine
ShootingStar wrote:Bella: Hey Look! *gets glitter and pours over herself* I'mmm EDWARD CULLEN!
Jacob: Stop Bella! I have to tell you something...
Bella (wide-eyed): Yes Jake?
Jacob(evilly): I am your father!
Bella: I'm sorry Edward! I can't do this anymore! Theres...someone else..
Edward: What?! (appears physically and emotionally broken) Wha?! Who?
Bella: Cedric Diggory!
Bella: Wanna play a new game?
Edward: Sure! What is it?
Bella: Annoy the werewolves!
Edward: Annoy the-
*Bella pushes Edward over the treaty line*
Bella: HAHAH! *runs away*
Bella (singing): III kissed a wolf and I likeed iiitt!
Edward: WHAT?!
Bella: Errrrmmm...nothing...
Bella: *throws a stick* FETCH!
Jacob: Excuse me?!
Abi x
LMAO i LOOOOVE these!
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:40 pm
by debussygirl
Ty Pennington: GOOOOOD MORNING CULLEN FAMILY!!!
Cullens come out to find the Extreme Home Makeover team on their lawn.
Ty: We have been amazed at your generosity and hard work as a doctor Carlisle, so we've come to build you a house that you deserve!
Esme:
Ty: Now, as we're-
Suddenly, a large group of girls come running up with tools in their hands.
Ty: Uh-oh. WHO HIRED EMMETT'S DEMOLITION CREW??!!
Girls: EMMETT!!!!!!*all charge toward Emmett*
Emmett!
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:06 pm
by dandyvampgirl_13
debussygirl wrote:Ty Pennington: GOOOOOD MORNING CULLEN FAMILY!!!
Cullens come out to find the Extreme Home Makeover team on their lawn.
Ty: We have been amazed at your generosity and hard work as a doctor Carlisle, so we've come to build you a house that you deserve!
Esme:
Ty: Now, as we're-
Suddenly, a large group of girls come running up with tools in their hands.
Ty: Uh-oh. WHO HIRED EMMETT'S DEMOLITION CREW??!!
Girls: EMMETT!!!!!!*all charge toward Emmett*
Emmett!
*BUSTS OUT LAUGHING*
That is the best tribute EDC Inc could get, besides Emmett himself. EDC, you guys rock. Debussygirl, so do you.
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:10 pm
by G-Faerie08
^^^ That one was very cute Debussy!!!
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 7:14 am
by yanjan3
ringswraith wrote:I'm reading through this thread and chuckling.
Hmm, on topic...
Imagine Edward and/or Bella giving Renesmee the "birds and the bees" talk.
And Renesmee's inevitable response when she understands.
"You mean... I can have puppies?!"
haha.. I can totally imagine that happening..
good one ringswraith..!
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:00 pm
by Mrs.TeddyBear
lol, this thread cracks me up!!
Edward as he runs around super fast: CAN'T TOUCH THIS!Naa na na naa, na naa, na naa, CAN"T TOUCH THIS!!
Coz he's so fast nobody can touch him...yeah, when i explain it kinda takes out of the funniness, eh, whatever. I had that song stuck in my head ALL DAY because its on my friends answering machine!
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:36 pm
by chach
Bella walkes in on Edward in the bathroom
Bella: Umm Edward why are you putting in yellow contacts and puttng on white foundation?
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:59 pm
by LoveMeSomeEdward
lol the things you guys come up with are so funny.
I can't think of any the inspiration has been lost. And now I probably won't be able to go sleep trying to think of something really funny that would never be said in Twilight lol
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 6:28 pm
by Wingtear
Edward: Nessie, please, we don't really want you to finish high school. Can't you just take a sabbatical, go shopping for a year, or something. Education is not that important...