Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

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chach wrote:Carlisle- Ugh being a doctor is so bland. I only join for the free blood.
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Jacob- It's neked time
(Morphs into a wearwolf)
(watch potter puppet pals)
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Sam- Edward your so hot.
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Edward (taking survey in school)
Favorite Animal- mountian lion
Favorite Drink- bloo- JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Renesme- daddy how are babies made?
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Rosalie- Emmett, what are you wearing?
Emmett- it's called a disco suit.
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YOU ARE SO STRANGE!!
(I can tell her this, I know her, lol)
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You no its true!
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Jasper<3 wrote:Jacob: Alice, I can't see you when you talk. I think you need to buy some stilts.
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Edward: Billy, can I have a ride in your wheelchair?
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Alice: (Standing next to Seth and Jacob): Why are people so tall nowadays?
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(100 years after the end of BD, no more Jacob :( , Renesmee falls in love with a 40 year old man)
Man: Renesmee, I'm too old for you.
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Jessica: (thinking): I have this major crush on Jasper, but why do I always feel disgusted when I'm around him?
*Edward cracks up and gives Jasper a thumbs up*
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Jasper: And how does that make you feel?
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Jacob: Oh Rosalie! I love you!
Rosalie: I love you too!
Jasper: *snickers* I love my job
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(Charlie does shoot Edward at the beginning of BD)
Charlie: Huh? Wha? But... What? *passes out*
Bella: Looks like we're eloping.
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Bella: EDWARD! I know why you can't hear me!! You can't hear animals, right?
Edward: Right.
Bella: Then it must be because of my... CATLIKE REFLEXES!!!
*Emmett laughs hysterically*
heehee! I really like the catlike reflexes!!! haaaaa. so do you just come up with these off the top of your head, or do you compile a list or something?
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MomoLivesInSpoons wrote:
Jasper<3 wrote:Jacob: Alice, I can't see you when you talk. I think you need to buy some stilts.
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Edward: Billy, can I have a ride in your wheelchair?
~~~~
Alice: (Standing next to Seth and Jacob): Why are people so tall nowadays?
~~~~
(100 years after the end of BD, no more Jacob :( , Renesmee falls in love with a 40 year old man)
Man: Renesmee, I'm too old for you.
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Jessica: (thinking): I have this major crush on Jasper, but why do I always feel disgusted when I'm around him?
*Edward cracks up and gives Jasper a thumbs up*
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Jasper: And how does that make you feel?
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Jacob: Oh Rosalie! I love you!
Rosalie: I love you too!
Jasper: *snickers* I love my job
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(Charlie does shoot Edward at the beginning of BD)
Charlie: Huh? Wha? But... What? *passes out*
Bella: Looks like we're eloping.
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Bella: EDWARD! I know why you can't hear me!! You can't hear animals, right?
Edward: Right.
Bella: Then it must be because of my... CATLIKE REFLEXES!!!
*Emmett laughs hysterically*
heehee! I really like the catlike reflexes!!! haaaaa. so do you just come up with these off the top of your head, or do you compile a list or something?
Well, call me obsessed, but almost every night i think of a few and write them down
i thought of the catlike reflexes one off the top of my head
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Rosalie: *Waves Bella Over* Hey, I was wondering if you could give me Jacob's number? I like hairy guys. Don't get me wrong, Emmett is cute and all, but he used to wax his chest hair..

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Charlie: Hey, I'm throwing a poker night at my house. Would you guys like to come over?

Alice: Sure!!! I have to warn you though, I've never played before so I probably won't be any good.

Thinks "Teeheehee...sucker. :lol: "

So only Alice can hear..
Edward: *Groans* And I'm the one who's a show off? Yeah right..cheater..You probably can see everyone's hand as I am speaking right now and know who is going to win. Where is the fun in that?

Alice: You know that the future is not set in stone..Earth to Edward, you can read minds..duh..You can see the cards before the person even plays them, read their next move and can see if they are bluffing or not..

Edward: That is correct, but I use my powers for good and not for personal gain..

Alice: Again, Earth to Edward. You tapped in to how many minds just to find out about Bella when she first moved here? Oh yeah Edward, I'm sure you didn't do any of that for "personal gain."

Edward: *Long pause*....Pshh. Whatever, Alice..You can be so annoying.

Alice: Then my work here is done..But remember, we still have the rest of eternity :D

Edward: ..I can hardly contain my excitement.. :|


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Edward to Bella (before she was changed)
*Bella walks downstairs in a dress for a dinner party*

Edward: Don't you look delic- er.. yum- er.. beautiful. *licks lips*
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edward x lover wrote:Edward to Bella (before she was changed)
*Bella walks downstairs in a dress for a dinner party*

Edward: Don't you look delic- er.. yum- er.. beautiful. *licks lips*
omg that is hilarious!
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Jasper<3 wrote:
MomoLivesInSpoons wrote:
Jasper<3 wrote:Jacob: Alice, I can't see you when you talk. I think you need to buy some stilts.
~~~~
Edward: Billy, can I have a ride in your wheelchair?
~~~~
Alice: (Standing next to Seth and Jacob): Why are people so tall nowadays?
~~~~
(100 years after the end of BD, no more Jacob :( , Renesmee falls in love with a 40 year old man)
Man: Renesmee, I'm too old for you.
~~~~
Jessica: (thinking): I have this major crush on Jasper, but why do I always feel disgusted when I'm around him?
*Edward cracks up and gives Jasper a thumbs up*
~~~~
Jasper: And how does that make you feel?
~~~~
Jacob: Oh Rosalie! I love you!
Rosalie: I love you too!
Jasper: *snickers* I love my job
~~~~
(Charlie does shoot Edward at the beginning of BD)
Charlie: Huh? Wha? But... What? *passes out*
Bella: Looks like we're eloping.
~~~~
Bella: EDWARD! I know why you can't hear me!! You can't hear animals, right?
Edward: Right.
Bella: Then it must be because of my... CATLIKE REFLEXES!!!
*Emmett laughs hysterically*
heehee! I really like the catlike reflexes!!! haaaaa. so do you just come up with these off the top of your head, or do you compile a list or something?
Well, call me obsessed, but almost every night i think of a few and write them down
i thought of the catlike reflexes one off the top of my head
mann! I wish I had that kind of genius! And you're not the only obsessed one :D
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MomoLivesInSpoons wrote:
Jasper<3 wrote:
MomoLivesInSpoons wrote:
Jasper<3 wrote:Jacob: Alice, I can't see you when you talk. I think you need to buy some stilts.
~~~~
Edward: Billy, can I have a ride in your wheelchair?
~~~~
Alice: (Standing next to Seth and Jacob): Why are people so tall nowadays?
~~~~
(100 years after the end of BD, no more Jacob :( , Renesmee falls in love with a 40 year old man)
Man: Renesmee, I'm too old for you.
~~~~
Jessica: (thinking): I have this major crush on Jasper, but why do I always feel disgusted when I'm around him?
*Edward cracks up and gives Jasper a thumbs up*
~~~~
Jasper: And how does that make you feel?
~~~~
Jacob: Oh Rosalie! I love you!
Rosalie: I love you too!
Jasper: *snickers* I love my job
~~~~
(Charlie does shoot Edward at the beginning of BD)
Charlie: Huh? Wha? But... What? *passes out*
Bella: Looks like we're eloping.
~~~~
Bella: EDWARD! I know why you can't hear me!! You can't hear animals, right?
Edward: Right.
Bella: Then it must be because of my... CATLIKE REFLEXES!!!
*Emmett laughs hysterically*
heehee! I really like the catlike reflexes!!! haaaaa. so do you just come up with these off the top of your head, or do you compile a list or something?
Well, call me obsessed, but almost every night i think of a few and write them down
i thought of the catlike reflexes one off the top of my head
mann! I wish I had that kind of genius! And you're not the only obsessed one :D
Im really bad though... I got mad at my friend cuz she called Edward Edmund...
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