Rate the quote IV

[blasphemous_contessa]

10

Xeke: You bit me?
Raven: Considering how long you've been with Jared I didn't think you'd be surprised.
Xeke: He never bit me
Raven: I apologize for the assumption

This Too Shal Come To Pass - Amelia Atwater-Rhodes

[Vampire.Bunny]

10

I've never been to this part of the castle. Well, not awake. I sleepwalk, you see. That's why I wear shoes to bed.
-Luna Lovegood

[-Jasper]

10, Luna is awesome.

Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea-cosy, doesn't try it on - Billy Connolly.

[bronzehairedmiracle]

9



Evolution of men: Tadpole---Frog----Prince Charming---- Royal pain!

(Not meant to be offensive to the male species in general. Please take it in good humor.)

[-Jasper]

9, true

If my calculations are correct:
Slinky + Escalator = ENDLESS FUN

[dandyvampgirl_13]

10/10 Bwhaha.
On the topic of slinky related humor...

"Who the flip would throw a slinky on stage? What the heck could do with them?"
-Alex Gaskarth, when someone threw a Slinky onstage for him.

[blasphemous_contessa]

hahaha 9

"Just lie to me, it takes less time to drink you pretty"
- Brian Molko

[i am bella]

8.5

have i changed your mind?
do you see it my way?
were you even listening?
have i wasted my day?
~outro to please dont say no by me

[twi-nerd]

10 lol funny
"Bring me the Hairstraightener!" IDEK who said this.

[Oh Rosalie!]

9

"You're watching HBO. Its not TV. Its Porn' -Mad TV