I'm reading through this thread and chuckling.
Hmm, on topic...
Imagine Edward and/or Bella giving Renesmee the "birds and the bees" talk.
And Renesmee's inevitable response when she understands.
"You mean... I can have puppies?!"
Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
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LMAO i LOOOOVE these!ShootingStar wrote:Bella: Hey Look! *gets glitter and pours over herself* I'mmm EDWARD CULLEN!
Jacob: Stop Bella! I have to tell you something...
Bella (wide-eyed): Yes Jake?
Jacob(evilly): I am your father!
Bella: I'm sorry Edward! I can't do this anymore! Theres...someone else..
Edward: What?! (appears physically and emotionally broken) Wha?! Who?
Bella: Cedric Diggory!
Bella: Wanna play a new game?
Edward: Sure! What is it?
Bella: Annoy the werewolves!
Edward: Annoy the-
*Bella pushes Edward over the treaty line*
Bella: HAHAH! *runs away*
Bella (singing): III kissed a wolf and I likeed iiitt!
Edward: WHAT?!
Bella: Errrrmmm...nothing...
Bella: *throws a stick* FETCH!
Jacob: Excuse me?!
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Ty Pennington: GOOOOOD MORNING CULLEN FAMILY!!!
Cullens come out to find the Extreme Home Makeover team on their lawn.
Ty: We have been amazed at your generosity and hard work as a doctor Carlisle, so we've come to build you a house that you deserve!
Esme:
Ty: Now, as we're-
Suddenly, a large group of girls come running up with tools in their hands.
Ty: Uh-oh. WHO HIRED EMMETT'S DEMOLITION CREW??!!
Girls: EMMETT!!!!!!*all charge toward Emmett*
Emmett!
Cullens come out to find the Extreme Home Makeover team on their lawn.
Ty: We have been amazed at your generosity and hard work as a doctor Carlisle, so we've come to build you a house that you deserve!
Esme:
Ty: Now, as we're-
Suddenly, a large group of girls come running up with tools in their hands.
Ty: Uh-oh. WHO HIRED EMMETT'S DEMOLITION CREW??!!
Girls: EMMETT!!!!!!*all charge toward Emmett*
Emmett!
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*BUSTS OUT LAUGHING*debussygirl wrote:Ty Pennington: GOOOOOD MORNING CULLEN FAMILY!!!
Cullens come out to find the Extreme Home Makeover team on their lawn.
Ty: We have been amazed at your generosity and hard work as a doctor Carlisle, so we've come to build you a house that you deserve!
Esme:
Ty: Now, as we're-
Suddenly, a large group of girls come running up with tools in their hands.
Ty: Uh-oh. WHO HIRED EMMETT'S DEMOLITION CREW??!!
Girls: EMMETT!!!!!!*all charge toward Emmett*
Emmett!
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^^^ That one was very cute Debussy!!!
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haha.. I can totally imagine that happening..ringswraith wrote:I'm reading through this thread and chuckling.
Hmm, on topic...
Imagine Edward and/or Bella giving Renesmee the "birds and the bees" talk.
And Renesmee's inevitable response when she understands.
"You mean... I can have puppies?!"
good one ringswraith..!
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lol, this thread cracks me up!!
Edward as he runs around super fast: CAN'T TOUCH THIS!Naa na na naa, na naa, na naa, CAN"T TOUCH THIS!!
Coz he's so fast nobody can touch him...yeah, when i explain it kinda takes out of the funniness, eh, whatever. I had that song stuck in my head ALL DAY because its on my friends answering machine!
Edward as he runs around super fast: CAN'T TOUCH THIS!Naa na na naa, na naa, na naa, CAN"T TOUCH THIS!!
Coz he's so fast nobody can touch him...yeah, when i explain it kinda takes out of the funniness, eh, whatever. I had that song stuck in my head ALL DAY because its on my friends answering machine!
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Bella walkes in on Edward in the bathroom
Bella: Umm Edward why are you putting in yellow contacts and puttng on white foundation?
Bella: Umm Edward why are you putting in yellow contacts and puttng on white foundation?
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lol the things you guys come up with are so funny.
I can't think of any the inspiration has been lost. And now I probably won't be able to go sleep trying to think of something really funny that would never be said in Twilight lol
I can't think of any the inspiration has been lost. And now I probably won't be able to go sleep trying to think of something really funny that would never be said in Twilight lol
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Edward: Nessie, please, we don't really want you to finish high school. Can't you just take a sabbatical, go shopping for a year, or something. Education is not that important...
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