Horrible and Great pick-up lines
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines
"You're making me feel like the Civil War because I've got a southern uprising"
"I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but can I still visit your restricted section tonight?" (HP FTW!)
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"I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but can I still visit your restricted section tonight?" (HP FTW!)
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines
"If kisses were snow flakes I'd send you a blizzard."
"I saw a flower this morning and I thought it was the most beutiful thing I've ever seen until a gazed upon you."
"I saw a flower this morning and I thought it was the most beutiful thing I've ever seen until a gazed upon you."
Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines
omg, i've got some really bad ones latley.
like, can i get your number? i lost mine.
or you have really pretty eyes...like an angel. have u talked to god latley? <<omg that one's the worst loll
a good one would ahve to be one that Pel said..I'll be your edward if you'll be my bella. lol that one's great Pel!
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like, can i get your number? i lost mine.
or you have really pretty eyes...like an angel. have u talked to god latley? <<omg that one's the worst loll
a good one would ahve to be one that Pel said..I'll be your edward if you'll be my bella. lol that one's great Pel!
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines
I've only been hit on once in my entire life. It was outside at the soda machines at Wal-Mart. Anyway, so I was about to get a soda when a guy walks up to me and says "Do you have a boyfriend? Do you want one?" And I said no, then turned back to the soda machine and put my money in. I didn't look back at him, instead pretending I was deeply interested in getting my soda. When I retrieved it and looked back he was gone.
I still can't believe that the one time I get hit on, it's at Wal-Mart.
I still can't believe that the one time I get hit on, it's at Wal-Mart.
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines
Oooh I have alot of these!
Are you wearing space pants?
Because your butt is out of this world.
Are you wearing space pants?
Because your butt is out of this world.
previously ChristineAnn, incase you didn't figure that out:)
Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! OMG! I actually lol-edChristine! wrote:Oooh I have alot of these!
Are you wearing space pants?
Because your butt is out of this world.
ahahaha
That's great! I've NEVER hear that one b4. loll
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines
"You wanna be the sugar to my cookie? Cuz babe, you make everythang sweeet."
It's really funny to hear a guy trying to be cool say the word "cookie". Just think about it. cooookie. It's a funny word.
It's really funny to hear a guy trying to be cool say the word "cookie". Just think about it. cooookie. It's a funny word.
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines
Hahahah.
Are you tired?
Cause you've been running through my mind all day.
Are you tired?
Cause you've been running through my mind all day.
previously ChristineAnn, incase you didn't figure that out:)
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines
"Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pant"
"If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me?"
"If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me?"
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines
I lost my number, can I have yours?
previously ChristineAnn, incase you didn't figure that out:)