Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen #11

[stellar87]

Holy hell I haven't been here in like three days and you guys are already on page 24!
I really have no idea what's going on but I figured I'd pop in and say hi. So hi!
I'm going to attempt to skim over the pages and get a general idea of what's been going on. lol
So here I go...
Hope everyone has been doing well.

Nikki!! *cough*dontforgettovoteyourfaceoffformatttomorrow*cough*

I totally thought you said you'd "poop in" and say hi. And my response would have been "*poops back at you*." How have you been and whatcha been doin'?

Sorry i must freak the Robness for a second...(not really yelling, just really surprised) HOW CAN YOU VOTE FOR MATTHEW! Adam is much better!

Okay, I'm totally not getting into a Matt vs. Adam thing haha but I love them both. I absolutely love Adam, I think he's extremely talented, the things he can do with his voice amazes me. Not everyone can do that and it impresses me. I also love how he's not afraid to be outside the 'norm'.
But, I do love Matt also. I think he has a great voice and I think he has potential to have a great career.
So...yeah, there's my little take on that.

Back to Rob...
I was just admiring his lovely British bum in the pictures from him at LAX. Yum.

[G-Faerie08]

HAHAHAHA E-Rob land...That is funny. I don't know how I would react to meeting Rob..Probably just act normal because he is just a regular guy after all. I won't burst your bubbles ForJazz..Btw, I thought you were going to give me a full critique on my siggie *cringes nervously*

Oh god - you still want that? You didn't respond so I assumed you were like "bugger off, Jules." I can totally do it. And not that it's not awesome - it's just that you showed interest and I got SOOO excited about that, so I thought I'd continue with you if you want.

It must not have gone through because I responded..I thought that either you were writing a hella long critique, or you were just ignoring me I was soooooo excited too!!!!

And I really just want to talk to Rob too...but if it escalates to something more than that, I will certainly not complain at all.

*Yes, that is right Rob..If you want to do more, I will not object!!!*

[♥midnight_sun♥]

Okay you have a point on the Adam vs. Matt thing but I still vote for Adam

ANYWAY...back to Rob...

G-Gaerie - I think most of us would love to just talk to him...but there is of course no real Rob in my life so i like my fantasy Rob where there is the talking...among other things. (trying not to jack to thread rating up so I will just shut up before I type something erm...to risque [I guess you could put it like that ] on here.)

[G-Faerie08]

In reference to Matt and Adam..Adam scares me a little..He is like an extremely emo version of Joe Jonas..I like Matt though..Of course I haven't watched since like week two..I just am not in to AI as much as I used to be.

[stellar87]

In reference to Matt and Adam..Adam scares me a little..He is like an extremely emo version of Joe Jonas..I like Matt though..Of course I haven't watched since like week two..I just am not in to AI as much as I used to be.

Gii! An extremely emo version of Joe Jonas?? Holy hell, that just made me throw up in my mouth a little.
...And then laugh my a.ss off.

[DarkMuse]

Aww! Rob is so damn cute. Even when he reads cue cards. Lol.

He says hi to Norwegian fans. Hehe. I <3 him.

Caryn - Sorry your week is gonna be hectic as all get out. I hope you're on here more than you need to be rather than not at all. Cause that would suck! We need our High Priestess! Rob and I will look like this until we get to hear from you again.

Thanks to everyone for the RobCrack. It was magically delicious. Unicorn inducing even. He is so yummy.

Nikki - My TomStu/BobbyLong! I've missed you so! I'm glad you got a chance to get on here again. Yay!

I'm not commenting on AI since I don't watch it. I don't watch tv anymore. I'm weird. I do miss watching House though. I hate that Kal Pen isn't on it anymore. Boo! He just had to go work for the President, didnt' he? *hmph*

Being that I'm still sick, my brain is mush and I can't remember crap. I know there was other stuff I wanted to comment on but I can't member. Lol.

Oh yeah and another butt shot just for the hell of it.

[GenevieveCullen]

Good lord, I'm gone for 2 HOURS and there's already 4 pages.

In all seriousness, all I want to do with Rob for real is TALK (and drink). God I find the guy so fascinating, I just want to hear him speak and watch him listen and hear his take on everything. I mean he's gorgeous and all, but none of it would matter if his personality didn't kick everyone else's butt right off the planet. But that is NO FUN AT ALL to talk about - I just wanted to reassure Jadey. And thanks hon for being so upstanding. I just can't help it - since there is no "real world Rob" for me, I play all day in e-Rob land, where I am queen of his sexual fantasies, and all he does when I rip his clothes off and shove him around is beg for more.

um....*takes the rating of the thread up a peg* ...sorry guys. *hangs head in shame*

Honestly Julie, I spend a good 3 hours or more over the course of the day in Rob Land . I dream I meet Rob in a bar and we totally hit it off. I have a fake name so that Rob can see me on the sly. I'm all uber cool and he's all like "I want you and all the naughty things you do". Seriously, the sexual fantasies I dream up would raise this threads rating waaayy higher than just a peg. (No worries Jadey, even in my Rob Land, it's completely consensual)

Nikki! Welcome back We missed you~

Kris~ awww... still feeling under the weather? You need to get your daily dose of Rob

[G-Faerie08]

Aww! Rob is so damn cute. Even when he reads cue cards. Lol.

He says hi to Norwegian fans. Hehe. I <3 him.

Rob looks so exhausted and rough in that video..He also looks a little bit thinner than he normally is..ROB TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF!!! We want you to be well and healthy!!

[DarkMuse]

Julie & Jen - Yes, I agree! I may joke around about all the things I'd be doing to that man if I met him, but that's only in e-Rob Land. Lol. Cause if I actually met him in real life..um...I don't know what I'd really do. I'd like to think that I'd be cool, calm, and collected and actually form coherent sentences. But who knows what would happen? Oh yeah and it's always consentual in e-Rob Land. Lol.

Gii - Yes he does look worn down and skinny. I'm guessing it's his way of being Depressedward? I hope so anyway. He needs to get back to healthy Rob.

[Jazz Girl]

Good evening, Lovies~ Thought I would regain just a few minutes of sanity before I finish up a part of my project for tomorrow. And, good grief, I am gone just a few hours and I miss 4 pages. Ach! What will I miss if I am gone for a few days.

That tears it. I'll just have to find a way to get onLex. I'll figure something out. I can't be without my dealers for so long....

Random thought: What would Rob say if he read all of this?!

*clears throat*

The answer is:

"Forjazz - will you please boink me in my hotel room?" to which I would reply, "okay but it's not forever - it's just tonight."

you wish

*clears thoat and looks pointedly at ForJazz*
It would probably be something more like:

Rob: "Bloody Hell! These people are ludicrious! How on earth can anyone be this obsessed with me!?"

*we all look at him with a raised eybrow*
Jazz Girl: "Actually, we prefer to call it an alternate lifestyle, not an obsession. And we are not crazy just because we know everything we could possibly find out about you."

Me: "Let's get him!"

*we all tackle him down and kidnap him to do with him as we please while Rings stands gaurd for us, making sure we are all kept safe and no one suspects anything*

MidnightSun~ Oh Darlin' You give me WWWWAAAAAYYYY to much credit. Sorry, dear. But, ifn that man walked up to me requesting an explanation, there would be no time to get to you. I'd have thrown him over my shoulder and taken off running.
But, seriously, I am with most of you. Julie, hopefully, I could keep control of my bladder. But honestly. Quiet conversation over a good bottle of Stella Artois or Heiny in a quiet corner (no, no, no, that corner comes later!!) of a nice pub somewhere. Gods know the boy has enough girls and women throwing themselves at his feet. I'd just love to stare into those undefinable eyes for awhile and try to figure out just a little of what makes him tick. *sigh* But, in the meantime, I can still appreciate the serious RobPorn that he is and continue to ruin keyboards with all the dribbling.

Rings~ If the pile starts, I give you full permission to do everything necessary to protect Rob from harm. And, if he happens to find his way back to the corner with me, than there's an extra blessing in it for you.

Nikki~ You're alive!! We've so missed you.

Kristiner~ Awww!! I can't have you or Rob looking like that!! No, that simply won't do. I can only stand the two of you to look like this. I promise I'll visit as often as I can. Just don't be sad.

Hahahaha!! Thanks for the fix, Sweets. I love the so sweet pic of him on the escalator with the nice woman. He looks like he's just enjoying a nice chat with a fellow traveler. And, yeah, backside shot isn't bad either. See, who says were not a well rounded crew around here that appreciate all the...different...sides ( ) of Rob. TeeHeeTeeHee.