Lexicalia
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Oh dear, he'll be like the Trex and the goat in Jurassic Park all over again... *shudders* BUt yes, there's a pool back there. We'll just have to clean it out before Gio swims in it.
The smell of evil is lemon scented, my dear.
*walks in* The Manor is basically set up the same way as the Mafia Mansion with common room and kitchen on the ground floor, but there are only 7 floors, and though they be huge, they're not expandable. I don't expect as many people to be staying in here, and normally people just pass through. I live on the top floor, but Nina... hasn't been around a lot, so you and Frankie can move up there.
The smell of evil is lemon scented, my dear.
*walks in* The Manor is basically set up the same way as the Mafia Mansion with common room and kitchen on the ground floor, but there are only 7 floors, and though they be huge, they're not expandable. I don't expect as many people to be staying in here, and normally people just pass through. I live on the top floor, but Nina... hasn't been around a lot, so you and Frankie can move up there.
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*raises eyebrows and smirks evilly*
Really?Me and Frankie can move on the top floor?
Sweet.
Could be worse, Lid.
It COULD be like the raptors & the cow in Jurassic Park.
OOORRRRR the man & the compies in JP2: The Lost World.
And besides, the goat had it comin'.
Now, what is this evil plan you have in mind and what exactly do I have to do?
Really?Me and Frankie can move on the top floor?
Sweet.
Could be worse, Lid.
It COULD be like the raptors & the cow in Jurassic Park.
OOORRRRR the man & the compies in JP2: The Lost World.
And besides, the goat had it comin'.
Now, what is this evil plan you have in mind and what exactly do I have to do?
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(Egads! I accidentally returned to the other POV! Switching back now...)
"You know, considering I've studied palenotology in the past, you think I'd be used to watching velociraptors eat people. But no, they still scare the pee out of me, and that's not physically possible for a vampire!" I sighed, and moved very slowly away from the window where Steve's eye was peering through. Then I led Sab up to the top floor, levitating all her luggage upstairs. She had a ton, literally.
I sunk down to a whisper, so no one outside of the Manor would hear me, "Evil Plan Z will commence upon this Thursday or Friday night, I believe." I said, "I will lure Tetrarch Karl out to his meadow, and in the meadow there will be a hole, cleverly disguised. It will be filled with pie, to cushion his landing, and because its our favorite weapon. Karl will fall into the hole, then I will pull him out and drag him back to the Manor. While I'm doing that, you will unleash Steve upon the city, or maybe the beach (we can organize a beach party!) and he will distract everyone whilst I make off with the Tetrarch. Excellent plan, neh?" I asked, nodding to myself.
(No one heard that! Just... ignore it! Its Mafia business, pretend it wasn't there. That's why its tiny.)
"You know, considering I've studied palenotology in the past, you think I'd be used to watching velociraptors eat people. But no, they still scare the pee out of me, and that's not physically possible for a vampire!" I sighed, and moved very slowly away from the window where Steve's eye was peering through. Then I led Sab up to the top floor, levitating all her luggage upstairs. She had a ton, literally.
I sunk down to a whisper, so no one outside of the Manor would hear me, "Evil Plan Z will commence upon this Thursday or Friday night, I believe." I said, "I will lure Tetrarch Karl out to his meadow, and in the meadow there will be a hole, cleverly disguised. It will be filled with pie, to cushion his landing, and because its our favorite weapon. Karl will fall into the hole, then I will pull him out and drag him back to the Manor. While I'm doing that, you will unleash Steve upon the city, or maybe the beach (we can organize a beach party!) and he will distract everyone whilst I make off with the Tetrarch. Excellent plan, neh?" I asked, nodding to myself.
(No one heard that! Just... ignore it! Its Mafia business, pretend it wasn't there. That's why its tiny.)
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That's a plan worthy of some evil mustache twirlling if I ever did hear one!
*pulls evil mustache out of pocket, sticks on face, and twirls evilly*
My luggage isn't that heavy.
Maybe more like 3/4 of a ton.
Anyways, I am off to the place where you get furniture.
*wanders off, fake mustache still attached to face*
*pulls evil mustache out of pocket, sticks on face, and twirls evilly*
My luggage isn't that heavy.
Maybe more like 3/4 of a ton.
Anyways, I am off to the place where you get furniture.
*wanders off, fake mustache still attached to face*
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I continued to run around screaming.
Then i ran outside, still screaming.
I wondered for a moment if anyone would see me.
Then i ran outside, still screaming.
I wondered for a moment if anyone would see me.
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I walked outside, looking around Lexicalia.
All of a sudden, I saw Chelsea screaming.
I ran to her.
"What the---who the---why?" I asked.
All of a sudden, I saw Chelsea screaming.
I ran to her.
"What the---who the---why?" I asked.
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Jack came running outside.
"She's acting like Izzy." He said in between breaths.
"I can imitate a squirell can you?" I said.
I got down on my knees and started to act like a squirell, while making squirrel noises.
"She's acting like Izzy." He said in between breaths.
"I can imitate a squirell can you?" I said.
I got down on my knees and started to act like a squirell, while making squirrel noises.
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*walks out mafia manor's front door*
*sees girl on her knees making squirel noises in the road*
What in the...?
*sees people standing near the girl*
What's going on?
*looks at girl again*
Is she alright?
*sees girl on her knees making squirel noises in the road*
What in the...?
*sees people standing near the girl*
What's going on?
*looks at girl again*
Is she alright?
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Jack nodded.
"she's just doing.. squirell impressnations." he said.
I stopped acting like a squirell then started laughing.
"Hi person! I'm chelsea! and you are?" I said.
I held out my hand beaming widely.
i gtg. ttyt.
"she's just doing.. squirell impressnations." he said.
I stopped acting like a squirell then started laughing.
"Hi person! I'm chelsea! and you are?" I said.
I held out my hand beaming widely.
i gtg. ttyt.
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*shakes Chelsea's hand cautiously*
I'm Angry Little Sabina, of the mafia...
I just got here today...
*uncomfortably* Well, I have to go shopping, I'll see you around...
Maybe you should get a little rest.
I'm Angry Little Sabina, of the mafia...
I just got here today...
*uncomfortably* Well, I have to go shopping, I'll see you around...
Maybe you should get a little rest.