navarre wrote:I loved the morning after (Pt. 2) of their intimacy when she sobbed the night before and wanted/needed Edward to make love to her and he finally gave in and the next day, she asked "How much trouble am I in"?
Edward - "Heaps". He wanted to know what her dream was about and she said"Well, I kind of showed you".
Edward - ""Blinks" - 'Oh.'
That was pretty funny to me.
LOL, Yeah that was hilarious.
"You look guilty,"
"I feel guilty,"
"You seduced your all-too-willing husband,"
"Seduced, that implies some premeditation,"
I think it was something along that.
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You.Got.Food.In.My.Hair. - Rosalie Hale
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My favorite part would be when Edward and Bella come back from their cottage. Emmett's jokes were really funny
what were you doing ? discussing the national debt? HILARIOUS!!!
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I agree. Breaking Dawn is by far the funniest in the twilight saga. I thought that Jacob's dumb blonde jokes were hilarious! I also loved Rosalie's reaction when Jacob threw his bowl at her "You. Got. Food. In. My. Hair!". I also thought Emmet's comments were funny. It would have been funnier if Edward tackled him or something. I loved the part in Eclipse when Bella tried to punch Jacob. She broke her hand.
When you truly love someone, you want what is best for them...
Even if it does not include you
-When Bella nearly died #1
-When Bella nearly died #2
-When Bella nearly died #'s 3, 4, & 5
-When Bella became pregnant! HAHAHAH!
-When Jacob imprinted on the sue!spawn
-When Renesmee spoke 'eloquently' and took the book from Bella's hands to read it herself
-When everyone got a happy ending but Leah (the harpy) and Billy (the cripple)
Amivera wrote:-When Bella nearly died #1
-When Bella nearly died #2
-When Bella nearly died #'s 3, 4, & 5
-When Bella became pregnant! HAHAHAH!
-When Jacob imprinted on the sue!spawn
-When Renesmee spoke 'eloquently' and took the book from Bella's hands to read it herself
-When everyone got a happy ending but Leah (the harpy) and Billy (the cripple)
OME, just reading your list made me laugh - the pregnancy thing? i almost cried at how shocked edward was!
twilight_guy515 wrote:I agree. Breaking Dawn is by far the funniest in the twilight saga. I thought that Jacob's dumb blonde jokes were hilarious! I also loved Rosalie's reaction when Jacob threw his bowl at her "You. Got. Food. In. My. Hair!". I also thought Emmet's comments were funny. It would have been funnier if Edward tackled him or something. I loved the part in Eclipse when Bella tried to punch Jacob. She broke her hand.
the blonde jokes made me laugh so much!!!!!!!!!!! i have used a couple of them on my friends, because we were saying jokes, and i said all of mine, so i got out my copy of BD and looked up Jacob's ones. my non twilight friend thought they were hilarious!!
One of the funniest moments that I enjoyed was in BD...When Bella beat Emmett in the arm wrestle she began having fun chopping the boulder to pieces, it was just so funny reading it because i can imagine her doing that.
Another moment from BD in which i was laughing and giggling was when Bella and Edward were kissing at their wedding and Alice comes and interrupts that she has to go and get dressed into her going away outfit...and they didn't want to stop, Edward's like "Go away Alice"...and they just kept on kissing...awesome!!!
vampirechick101 wrote:My favorite part would be when Edward and Bella come back from their cottage. Emmett's jokes were really funny
what were you doing ? discussing the national debt? HILARIOUS!!!
ahh i love those! but the funniest was when someone scored on the game he was watching and Emmet was like at least someone scored while Charlie was there.
In Twilight Bella faints cuz she saw and "smelled" blood but in Breaking Dawn she smells and drinks it and thinks it smells and tastes good. Whats up with that?!?!?!
you've obviously never been pregnant...
Stupid, Shiny Volvo Owner
"If you turned us into a volvo pretzel around a tree you'd probably walk away"
I don't know why but it cracks me up every time just picturing the car wrapped around a tree!
I also liked in BD the Rock, Paper Scissors between Edward and Alice...but I still don't understand how he would ever lose if he could just look in her head and know what she's going to pick...
bananablebabe wrote:I also liked in BD the Rock, Paper Scissors between Edward and Alice...but I still don't understand how he would ever lose if he could just look in her head and know what she's going to pick...
thats what i thought when i read that part but than i remembered that during graduation she was able to block edward out by fully concentrating on something very hard to do.
bananablebabe wrote:I also liked in BD the Rock, Paper Scissors between Edward and Alice...but I still don't understand how he would ever lose if he could just look in her head and know what she's going to pick...
thats what i thought when i read that part but than i remembered that during graduation she was able to block edward out by fully concentrating on something very hard to do.
bahaha did anyone else die of laughter when Edward told Bella that Alice was translating sign language into another language?? rofl SO RANDOM- can anyone help me out here, i can't remember exactly what it was she was translating...but it was HILARIOUS!
Cause I've been waiting for a miracle, and i'm not leaving...
