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Re: Non-Veggie Vamp Cafe (Beta)

Post by Wingtear » Mon Aug 03, 2009 10:14 am

Now, would that make us an internet cafe? :mrgreen: me likes! Go ahead and throw them in, babe.
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Post by twilight813 » Mon Aug 03, 2009 8:47 pm

awesome thanks Ninna.. makes me feel better that you can protect me :0)
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Post by edwardlikeshaystacks » Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:03 pm

An engine whirred from a distance and within moments a bright green Lamborghini slid into the driveway.

"Andddd are we here." Lidia said, swinging her hand to gesture towards the Vamp Cafe.

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Post by dandyvampgirl_13 » Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:00 pm

"Andddd here we are." I stated as we arrived. Yes, I was Captian Obvious!
We all piled out and I walked in the store front first, making sure the bell tinkled. "Hello, oh employees of the Non Veggie Vamp Cafe? Um, the Mafia is here to pursue your selection of humans!" I called out, wondering if anyone was actually here. The rest of the familia spread out, looking at the various displays. I myself spotted an aisle of body glitter, fake fangz and golden contats. Bwahahahahaha.

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Post by best_beating_heart » Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:23 pm

((Is anyone here??? Hmm, maybe you should've Lid.))

I start looking at the humans. Who could be Dexter Peeta? I decided to poke one of the human.

"Boop," the male human said when my finger poked his side. I did it again. "Boop." Poke. "Boop." Poke. "Boop." Poke. "Boop." I burst out laughing. This was fun!

I called Queenie. "Hey Queenie! Check this out!" I poked the human again. "Boop." I started giggling again.
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Re: Non-Veggie Vamp Cafe (Beta)

Post by DoNotFeartheDark » Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:33 pm

((Mwahahaha Mafia invasion!! In a good way... uh... :D ))

I bounced out of the car and zipped throught the door after Lidia. The smells. My throat never burned as much as it had now and my stomach rumbled like wolves. I had to control myself.

But what if I don't want to....

No, no, no. We were getting a human. I would have to learn self control sometime and now is the time. Hooray!

I bounced next to Maria and laughed at her "booping" human she was poking. I skipped to the counter and waved enthusiasitically. "Hi employees!! We are here to peruse you selection in humans!" I giggled, brushing back my purple hair from my eyes. I hopped up and down in place and smiled neverendingly.

I skipped throughout the store. "Weeeee!" I was brought up short by Lidia, who grabbed my arm.

"Chill." Was all she said with an Esme-like attitude and she released me. I crossed my arms and glowered at her, muttering, "Buzzkill." before I started leaping again. "I have enthu-siasm iss-ues!" I sang, laughing extremely hard.
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Post by edwardlikeshaystacks » Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:34 pm

(Judging from the last post before us, these peeps don't come around too often. But no matter, we will spare them of our invasion, get what we came for and give them some customers. ;) )

(You think they'll mind if we auto-pilot them?)

The Familia happily hopped out of the car and entered through the door, Giovanni coming in last, as the tiny bell hanging from the door tinkling as they did so.

"Hello, oh employees of the Non Veggie Vamp Cafe? Um, the Mafia is here to pursue your selection of humans!" Lidia called out before distracted by a variety of fake vampire ornaments.

"Hey Queenie, check this out!" Maria beckoned suddenly.

Queenie followed to where Maria was to find her poking a human who looked rather...emotionless.

"Boop!" The man cried, and Queenie supressed a giggle.

Giovanni stiffened uncomfortably as the smell hit them hard in the face.

Suddenly, a woman emerged from behind the counter.

"Why, hello there! I'm Lily, the Non Veggie Vamp Cafe's general manager." She smiled brightly. "What can we do for you today?"

Meanwhile, Maria and Queenie were taking turns abusing the poor human. It was a good thing Queenie had fed earlier.
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Post by best_beating_heart » Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:55 pm

Queenie and I were taking turns poking the human. We had to be careful or we would probably break his rib. Queenie poke. "Boop." Giggle. I poked. "Boop." Another giggle. This continued on for a minute or two, then I noticed Gio looking uncomfortable by the doorway.

"Gio!" I called out. "You should try this!"

"I'd... rather... not," Gio said. He seemed to be holding his breath.

Monica ran by giggling and looking at the human, with Lidia looking very Esme-like at her. I turned back to poke the man when I saw another human. He looked very bored. I went over to talk to him.

"Hello!" I said cheerfully.

"Hello." He seemed hesitant to answer.

"Don't worry," I said. "I'm not gonna eat you!" I lowered my voice. "I'm a vegetarian, but shhhhh. Okay? We came to buy a human as a pet, not for dinner." I grinned at him.
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Post by edwardlikeshaystacks » Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:11 pm

Queenie gave Giovanni a sympathetic look as he cleared his throat, staying as close to the front door as possible.

"Ah...shopping for humans, are we?" Lily asked jovially. "Well, you came to the right place. Any in particular?"

Lidia nodded, taking out the crumpled piece of paper her and Queenie had been scribbling on earlier. She accidentally ripped off a bit...and cursed.

"Dexter Peeta." She mused.

Lily's smile slowly faded into a thin line before taking a deep breath. "...Alright...Dexter!" She called from the kitchen. In the time that it took for this human to report in front of the mafia, Lily took the time to glance over the faces of the Mafia, lingering on the muscular Giovanni.

"I must tell you that there are certain conditions that apply with Dexter..." She began, only to be interrupted by the sound of the kitchen door swinging open to reveal a messy brown haired boy in an apron similar to hers. He was about 5' 8'' and a surge of confidence poured from him.

"Yeah, Lily?" Dexter answered.

His blue eyes looked directly at Lily before shifting to stare at the Mafia in front of him. Dexter examined each face subtlety, smiling softly when he came upon Maria and Queenie and looking away from embarrassment when he found himself staring at Monica the longest.

"This is Dexter." Lily announced and gestured towards the boy. "He's not exactly like the other humans. His father is a good friend of ours and asked us to take good care of him...so we haven't come across a potential home for him yet. That's his choice." She concluded, smiling at Dexter.
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Post by best_beating_heart » Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:25 pm

(( :lol: Emmaline are you trying to get Monica with Dexter??))

I turned when Dexter entered. He was okay for a human, I guess and I smiled back when he smiled. I did notice he stared at Monica the longest. ;)

I turned back to the human I was now talking to.

"What's your name?" I asked.

"Danny Alexander," he answered. "But they call me 'Alexander' or 'Biscuit'. What's yours?"

"Maria," I said, "but they call me Maria! Why do they call you Biscuit?"

He shrugged. I continued to talk. "My mate Demetri couldn't come. It's 'cause he's not vegetarian."

Danny Alexander shuddered. "I'll be right back," I said, walking over to where Lidia and Queenie were, texting Demetri on the way. Can I get a human? He answered back, If you don't eat him! I said, He should be worried about you, sweetie. He answered True XD If Lidia lets you.

"Lidia," I asked. "Can I have this one?"

((Haha my new human friend!))
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