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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when...

Post by Kate » Mon Feb 06, 2012 1:40 pm

pennybug84 wrote:When you're watching the movie Alpha & Omega and there's a location. Jasper National Park, and this perks your interest because of Twilight & you google Jasper National Park to find out where it is. (It's in Canada.)
You know you've read too much Twilight when...
When you're happy to discover there is a "Jasper National Park" in your country! :clap:
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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when...

Post by smitten_by_twilight » Mon Feb 06, 2012 3:23 pm

When you go for a walk in the dark and worry about wild animals and rapists and red-eyed vampires, but then think of Edward and automatically relax.

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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when...

Post by Tornado » Mon Feb 06, 2012 4:06 pm

When you hear a small sound in a quiet house and think, "Hm, hope that's not a vampire on the hunt!"
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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when...

Post by pyrosis » Mon Feb 06, 2012 5:00 pm

when a friend of yours gets a paper cut and you say: No worries, there are no vampires around
You know, Edward, as a brother you are sometimes a dissappointment

Oh, never mind! my less noble side exulted

Then the jokes about the world's only clumsy vampire would start

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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when...

Post by Tornado » Sun Mar 18, 2012 1:15 am

When you're looking in a jewellery store window, and you think, "Hm, if Edward was my boyfriend, he would buy me everything I look at!"
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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when...

Post by 21Twilight21 » Sun May 20, 2012 10:55 pm

When you name your friend's car Jasper, but when she decides she wants another name, you pick Jacob :lol:!
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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when...

Post by marielle » Fri Jul 06, 2012 4:31 am

When you fly halfway accros the world to meet up with your Lex-sisters...

When you have this meeting in Chicago because it's Edward's birth place...
These violent delights, have violent endings...Like fire and gunpowder, they consume what they kiss

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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when...

Post by Tornado » Fri Jul 06, 2012 5:22 pm

Oh, if only I could have been there! :(
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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when...

Post by 21Twilight21 » Sun Aug 05, 2012 11:46 pm

When you look for pictures of a meadow with purple flowers to set it as the background on your credit card lol!
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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when...

Post by crafty_em » Sat Aug 25, 2012 6:50 pm

-Jasper wrote:There's the word twilight in your national anthem?
Ours is boring. I don't even know it. :lol:

When you search iTunes for twilight and are disappointed by the songs that come up. :lol:
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When your copy of the twilight books look and smell like your 60 year old classic book collection

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