Around the Cullen house, Chuck Norris jokes are pretty popular. So, I thought we should have a game based on them.
This game is based on a combination of the Lex’s Who Would Win game (check it out here )and the Chuck Norris jokes that make everyone cringe and giggle at the same time. (example: Chuck Norris and Superman once had a battle to see who was best. The winner had to wear his underwear on the outside of his clothes!)
Told ya -- giggle and cringe at the same time. Man, I love those!
Anyway, in this game, you use any Cullen -- sure, sure, it’s Ed’s birthday, but there is more than ONE sexy Cullen out there -- and whatever nemisis the person before you named. Tell us how or why the Cullen wins.
Oh, and bonus points for sticking a totally hilarious Chuck Norris joke on at the end.
Here’s an example:
Who would win, Severus Snape or Rosalie?
Rosalie because only she can make cold manevolence look HOT!
Bonus: Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
That one just KILLS me!
Okay, now Lexers, show me what you got! Here’s your first one:
Oh hell, Em! Gods know I can't turn down a challenge. But, let the world be warned, I suck at these. So, give a girl a little bit of a break, will you?
Who would win, Spiderman or Alice?
It would have to be Alice. Alice would allow no one to live who walked around wearing red and blue spandex all day.
Next:
Who would win, XMen's Wolverine or...
“Directing 7 Cullens at once=herding cats" :ROTFLMAO:
C-Dubs is TwitterRoyalty
Turning Page is Gospel~Ashley=MiniMe~HHBS
It would have to be Esme because she would give Wolverine just the right look and BAM! He would be aplogizing for his uncooth behavior and asking her what he could possible do to make it up to her.
